Funny* Joke from a Beautiful Woman
by Kathryn Morris | Jan 01 '04
Three old gals are sitting on a park bench, and a flasher comes up and flashes them. Two of the gals have a stroke. But the third couldn't reach that far.
About the jokester: Morris made her feature-film debut opposite blanched rapper Vanilla Ice in Cool as Ice , and she caused lesbians everywhere to gasp when she became the only character ever to defeat their hero Xena, warrior princess. You can see her now in the films Paycheck and Mindhunter and in CBS's crime drama Cold Case . According to Morris, she plays a sort of female Dennis Franz. Sadly, it's without the butt shots.
* Esquire cannot guarantee that this joke will be funny to everyone, though Ms. Morris was kind enough to give us another option for those with cleaner tastes: "One snake turns to his buddy and says, ˜Are we poisonous?' His buddy says, ˜Why?' And the snake says, ˜I just bit my tongue.' "
Many thanks to Lori Strobel for the scan and transcript
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