Chris : hey jeremy

Shirl : dude  J

Chris : JEREMY IS CHATTING UNDER SPECIAL GUEST 2000

Kel : J

George : hey again jeremy

Kel : hey george I haven’t said hi to yet, haha

2000 : Hi I ‘m here Is this amazing or what ?

Col : joxerfan made

Der : Hello from France, SIR

Shirl : totally

Jox : Pretty amazing this is your first chat thingie, I gather ?

2000 : hello mon amie maud sorry about the mispell

kel : Am I like the new person here ?

col : not any more kel

kel : cool

kel : J

2000 : yes, this is the bad guy’s virginal talk debut be gentle !

shirl : LOL

kel : haha

chris :GO AHEAD , THROW OUT A ?

shirl : how was New Zealand ?

der : You could call me as you want Maud Maude orMAT HILD, it is no important

2000 : too bad there’ s not a video camera on me ‘cause I sure look good tonight (*1)

jox : I’m the ultimate bad guy fan – I rented « Struat Saves His Family » and finally found you !

2000 : and so does N.Z

jox : Are you in N.Z ?

2000 : DON’T BLINK bad guy disappears quickly in stuart (*2)

2000 : i’m back in L.A

jox : so tell us the scoop on the Herc ep you just did

2000 : i’m a winged satan spawn

jox : LOL !

2000 : returned from hell to save his sister’s soul

shirl : of course you are, but what role did you play ?

2000 : LOL

kel : hahaha

jox : (that’s laughing out loud for the cyber virgin)

2000 : still LOL

2000 : still

shirl : was is the serie finale

2000 : is it as good for you all as it was for me ?

shirl : better J

kel : HA !

2000 : 2^nd from the last one

jox : I’m still chuckling

2000 : sorry 2^nd of 8

2000 : laugh it up joxerfan

jox : Anybody else we know in it ? Callisto ? Ares ? etc ?

2000 : incredible make up probably an emmy

2000 : don’t laugh

shirl : heh

shirl : sorry

2000 : you mean anyone other than me ???

jox : right any subordinate bad guy ?

2000 : the lovely ms sam sorbo is satan in disguised

jox : seriously ?

2000 : but not really disguised because she refused to wear make-up

jox : now THAT’S a cool idea !

der : Of the 4 leads that you played in Hercules.Xena, which is your favorite ?

2000 : i on the otherhand was in the makeup chair for 3 hrs before we shot

kel : ug

2000 : it takes a long time to make such a handsome guy as me look like a devil

shirl : LOL

kel : lol !

shirl : is there a picture on your site yet of it ?

2000 : favorites roles. This one is called xercox

trach : You said you wore wings ? How long did it take to put them on ?

jox : And are these, like, bad-style wings ?

2000 : who wouldn’t want to fly around 100ft in the air slamming hercules into pillars

2000 : big angel wings-fallen angel

shirl : cool

2000 : wings are attached instantly to a chest plate

2000 : manipulated by puppeteers at the ends

2000 : pics will be up on my site soon at www.jeremyroberts.com

chris : THE ADDRESS IS IN THE LINKS SECTION

2000 : hideous plug done by my publicity craving wife

kel : hiya wife

shirl : LOL

2000 : hello darling

trach : LOL

kel : J

2000 : trachyte -like that name

trach : thanks !

george : how was it working on the x-files

jox : that would be the daughter of the famous « Faster Pussycat » actress, right ?

2000 : has anyone seen billboards for the 13^th Floor yet ?

2000 : where is everyone from ?

chris : been to the site

2000 : yes, pussycat daughter

chris : KS her

2000 : IS MINE MINE !

kel : Maryland

shirl : from Maine, seen TV ads for 13^th floor

trach : Texas

george : Kansas here

col : Nova Scotia (That’s in Canada for those who funked geography)

2000 : collieka you’re wild

2000 : spent a lot of time in vancouver

kel : Got any fresh cookies at your house Jer ?

2000 : with millennium

col : rainy huh ?

jox : Hey Jeremy – did you know they snook in a refference to that movie in Xena a few weeks back ?

2000 : just baked them

kel : haha

der : around october-november in France for 13^th

2000 : and tomatoe sandwiches (*3)

kel : yum lol

jox : « Faster Chakram….Kill Kill Kill « 

2000 : i was told about the reference

2000 : yeah excellent my mother in law loved it

shirl : did you meet with Peter Jackson ?

2000 : no,just with the casting director

2000 : put me on tape

2000 : cross your fingers

shirl : awesome

shirl : fingers, toes & eyes crossed

kel : and arms

kel : and legs (*4)

shirl : any particular role ?

2000 : x-files kind of the filming the 50s the blob (*5)

jox : So how did you get involved with Renaissance Pics initially ?

2000 : lord of the ring faramir, brother of boromir

shirl : sweet

2000 : or any one of the numerous orcks or elves

der : not a Hobbit ?

shirl : lol

2000 : too tall 6’4’

kel : grow a little

shirl : I could see you as an Uruk Hai (high orck) with make up

2000 : started renaissance with xena as thirsites (*6)

2000 : and yes makeup seems to be my life (*7)

2000 : but then so was lon chaney’s

jox : So did you audition ? Or they contacted you in particular ?

shirl : heh

2000 : I think they have daniel day lewis for faramir

2000 : sean connery as gandalf

2000 : joxer i had to audition with an english accent in wellington N.Z

shirl : I thought you auditionned for faramir ?

2000 : actually my wife posed as my manager and finagled the audition. she’s amazing. (*8)

kel : Yay wife

2000 : i did audition for faramir but everyone had to have an english accent

shirl : yeah yay wife !!!

der : why an english accent ?

2000 : because british sounds better

2000 : there’s a lot of casting out of N.Z

shirl : I’ll tell

der : Try in France as Bruce Campbell

shirl : Are there lot of crew from Hercules going to work for Jackson ?

2000 : bruce was there directing the next hecules

2000 : yes they already have the costumer there now

shirl : talk about teaming

jox : so speaking of the end of « Hercules »

2000 : i couldn’t have been in a better place at a better time let’s hope i did a good english accent

jox : Are some of the cast crew just going to switch over to « xena » ?

2000 : it seems almost impossible that hercules is ending

shirl : I know

2000 : no xena has their own separate crew

jox : But I wonder if, say, kevin sorbo of some of those semi-regulars will now show up on XWP a bit more …

der : Even in Mythology Hercules was dead (*9)

shirl : or that Jeremy Roberts guy …

2000 : i’m hoping to go back as vlad in upcomming hercules

jox : yeah ! I’d like for Merk to return !

shirl : Vlad as in Vlad the Impaler ? (*10)

2000 : vampire episode and kevin probably will show up more in xena

2000 : ya vlad

shirl : J

der : Very nice guy

kel : I love those smiles

jox : So Jeremy how did you break into « the business » ?

2000 : 5 yrs shakespeare rep

jox : really ? where ?

2000 : and then I was an extra with tom hanks first movie bachelor party

2000 : 11 yrs ago in L.A

2000 : tom is cool

jox : Did you study acting ? Or just dive in ?

2000 : 5 yrs studying at american conservatory theater in san fransisco

jox : so cool. What was your fav. Shakespeare role ? (and was it is a bad guy ?)

2000 : petruchio in taming

2000 : he was sort of bad

shirl : LOL

2000 : to katherine anyway

jox : funny funny part

col : will you do more theater or stick with family ?

2000 : did an extra part on a movie of the week called wicked wicked ways

2000 : about errol flynn

2000 : ended up playing his stuntman buddy

2000 : and getting 3wks on the movie and my sag card

2000 : and so it began

jox : did you get an agent right away ?

2000 : i’d love to do more theater but my agent says there’s no money in it

2000 : and money rules the world

2000 : yeah, luckly an agent on the first try

shirl : how did you get your role on Brisco County Jr ?

2000 : been with him for 12 yrs

2000 : just looking big dirty and dumb

shirl :hehe

shirl : that’s how bruce got it too

jox : So what are some films you’re really proud of that we should check out ?

2000 : I told him that

shirl : ha

2000 : it’s though when you don’t have a large part in any of them

shirl : that’ll change

2000 : ned blessing on cbs was a series i was proud of

2000 : playing a mentally challenged inventor

col : your part was pretty large in Runnig Time. How did you feel about that ?

shirl : I wish I’d seen that show

2000 :most of the time you’re in the movie violently kill someone and then are violently killed

2000 : now running time of course

2000 : but it was done like a play with only 5 edits

shirl : you were awesome in that

der : Some people maintain that TV and Cinema spread violence. What did you think of this allegations ?

2000 : thank you

2000 : 5^th amendment

shirl : hehe

2000 : I wouldn’t work it there was no violence

der : I don’t know

2000 : Let’s keep those comments to yourself derkenn (*11)

jox : So back to some of your appearances. How ‘bout some other TV work we may have seen ?

der : ?

2000 : I did play a good cop in no strings attached on video (*12)

2000 : knots landing seinfeld ellen (*13)

jox : which Seinfeld where you in ?

2000 : i played ellen’s boyfriend and the girl was more psychotic than I

2000 : the limo

jox : hmmmm

2000 : george and jerry take nazi supremist limo

2000 : to madison square garden

jox : think I missed that one. Damn

2000: i’m driving straight to HELL !!!

kel : lol

2000 : anyone see people under the stairs

der : Me (*14)

jox : Yep it was OK

2000 : a wes craven film

kel : too many years ago

chris : Is the director of the 13^th the same one who did No Strings Attached ?

shirl : yes, long ago

2000 : yes, it is joseph rusnak

jox : you weren’t under the stairs, were you ?

2000 : he also did one called quiet days in hollywood

2000 : i was dragged under the stairs

jox : at the beginning ?

2000 : yeah, with ving rhames

kel : I just remember that dude without a tongue (*15)

jox : oh my gosh ! He was in that too ?

2000 : he lives to become mega famous love that man

2000 : guy without a tongue wasn’t he missing a hand oh that was me always me (*16)

kel : I’d rather have a tongue

shirl : heh yeah

2000 : not touching that

jox : So tell us some good gossip on the Hercules/Xena cast Who’s the most fun to work with ?

kel : hahaha

chris : People Under the Stairs in on Sci-Fi channel Saturday night at midnight

kel : cool

2000 : Chris –you’re a god

shirl : gotta watch it

chris : thanks

kel : synchronize VCR’s

col : no sci-fi channel here L (*17)

2000 : I kind of dig renée

chris : and at ___(?) also, all central times

chris : 8, sorry

shirl : was that come kind of yoga you did with her ?

2000 : kevin s. is a hoot

2000 : yeah like I ever really did yoga computer generated

shirl : lol

jox : hey may be you can solve the great mystery Josh Becker says she’s engaged to that guy, the publicity people say that’s not. What’s the deal ?

2000 : also a virgin in yoga

shirl : never thought of you as particular virginal

2000 : joxer. renée ? or kevin ? or xena ?

jox : Renée sorry !

col : Shirley ! Keep those thoughts clean !

2000 : give me a shot i can be sweet REALLY

shirl : moi ? heh

2000 : i believe renée is married to him

2000 : the wedding was held in texas

2000 : sounds like a film title

shirl : cool

jox : ? ? ? Reeally ? This is not well know That is some good scoop !

shirl : just recently ?

2000 : i believe

2000 : but i think it was held at her parents steakhouse

kel : ew

2000 : the reception at any rate

jox : well I gather they’d been together for a long time lived together etc so may be they just finally made it official

jox : By the way I think thousands of Renée fans envy you for those erotic yoga shots ! (*18)

2000 : Let’s just make it official here then

col : So Jeremy what do you do in your spare time (if you have any ) ?

2000 : she is fit and so sweet

jox : Male and Female Renée fans, I might add

2000 : no spare time, I have a 2 yrs old

2000 : and she’s standing on my head right now

shirl : lol

col : my condolences

kel : hahaha

trach : My 2 years old is in my lap now too LOL

2000 : I’ve grown gray (*19)

2000 : how about you trachyte

shirl : hello little one !

trach : Nope not a gray hair yet

2000 : HELLO

shirl : J

george : kakistos I remember the ep, but which one was he ?

kel : waves

2000 : they used to call me taquitos on the set (*20)

2000 : by kel

kel : nite I’ll stay but I have to write mail and get to bed talkin’over here

kel : it was fun J

shirl : see ya

2000 : you’re outta here, kel thans for coming be bad

chris : bye

jox : speaking of that yoga episode, you looked a bigger than the others –you been pumping iron ? (*21)

kel : bye all take care « be bad »lol nite

george : wasn’t that the Buffy character name ?

2000 : I gained 40 lbs

shirl ; whoa

2000 : with the birth of my 2 child (*22)

jox : LOL !

trach : LOL !

2000 : that is my 2 yrs old child

2000 : dinero has his method, i got mine

2000 : fistful of dinero

2000 : haha

jox : kinda like the character Meg who said her « father died in childhood »

jox : got drunk when she was born and fall off a roof

shirl :

shirl : did you have sympathy labor pains too ? (*23)

2000 : another meg, meg foster is coming back to herc and yes i did have sympathy labor pains

george : they just showed Bruce on Homicide for about 125 a second

jox : Meg Foster…she was Hera ?

2000 : What was he doing ? dying

2000 : yes Meg is hera

shirl : I knew you must have

george : it’s the final ep of Homicide and they showed a little from each

2000 : they tried to get william shatner to play zues

jox : NO WAY

shirl : no way ! lol

der : Do you look your performances on TV and Cinema ? (*24)

2000 : zeus oooops

2000 : YEAH WAY

shirl : bwahahaha

2000 : he just did a commercial for priceline took his pay in shares

trach : Shatner turn the role down ?

jox : Lemme guess – he wanted a more impressive part ?

2000 : it hit the roof

george : he was busy doing the BIG GIANT HEAD part

shirl : man, he must be further rich now

2000 : and now it’s worth 13 million still he should have been zeus the boob

2000 : and he is a big giant head

shirl : lol

jox : heh heh

2000 : staying at a friend

george : How about the Buffy ep ?

2000 : staying at a friend’s house overlooking shatner’s ranch watched him land in a helicopter occasionally

2000 : of course we met on star trek but this is far more impressive

2000 : he’s cool

2000 : are we asking on Buffy ? yodirty dog you

jox : Oh that’s right. You were on DS9 right ? (*25)

george : you were on it weren’t you ? as that IC guy

2000 : sarah gellar

shirl : and a movie, and Voyager right ? (*26)

george : trying to avoid sexual conotations

2000 : is slightly stuck-up yeah I played Kakistos

2000 : a 600 yr old hooved vamp (*27)

george : Can’t be as bad as Shatner (no offense if you liked him well)

der : What is your best recollection of shooting ?

2000 : no sex here both hands on the keyboard at all times

jox : pretty funny there !

george : you know Shatner threw coffee on Chris there…

shirl : Chris5550 ?

2000 : shooting ? marrying man kim basinger and a baldwin guy (*28)

george : yep

2000 : Chris 5550 got doused ?

chris : don’t start with the Shatner thing

2000 : with java

george : hot coffee, took him to the hospital

2000 : scotty…

2000 : scotty…we need…uh, a doctor

shirl : Jimmy Doohan smooched me in the lips better than being doused with coffee

chris : I just didn’t make the coffee to his satisfaction

2000 : you locked lips with jimmy

shirl : were you ok Chris ?

chris : ok good enough

shirl : he kinda sprung it on me He tastes like whiskey I swear

2000 : scotty shops with my wife at mrs gooch’s what’s that about

chris : how about the pretender episode, where were you in that

chris : the keys ep I think

shirl : I dunno

2000 : pretender at universal

chris : I’ve seen them all but don’t remember you in it

george : and some shot in san pedro

chris : the Micheal T. Weiss show (nice guy, like my coffee)

2000 : pretender aired the night diana died what luck L (*29)

chris : I was over here when Diane died

2000 : chris, how is it you make coffee for everyone ?

shirl : lol

2000 : I was wrestling alligators who’s watch ? (*30)

chris : I work for people who ask me to work for them because I won’t as for

chris : autographs and so on

der : Are you never tired to play the bad guys and died in 50% of the cases ? (*31)

2000 : that’s 90% dead and 10% incarceration (*32)

catch : Heh, gotta get the stats night

2000 : you do run out of ways to be evil but i gain inspiration from the headlines

shirl : glad someone does !

2000 : you never have enough bad out there

jox : well the aidan character was certainly different

2000 : to exploit

2000 : still a bad seed aidan was

jox : I really enjoyed that because I figured you had to be the vilain but everything you say for 90% of the show was so pure and wise

trach : How did you feel about shaving your head for the role ?

2000 : actually about the head shave untill I saw it

shirl : I though it looked pretty cool

2000 : and said hey, my head’s not misshapen

trach : I though it looked great

shirl : ha

2000 : king of siam look out (*33)

trach : LOL !

shirl : yeah exactly

jox : it did look good

2000 : my wife likes it because she’s always with someone different

2000 : what lunatic is coming home tonight (*34)

jox : but always bad, right ? J

shirl : lol

2000 : good bad

jox : « when I’m bad I’m better »

2000 : bruce campbell write a book confession of a b-actor

shirl : got any Bruce stones he doesn’t want us to know about ?

2000 : he has 200 acres in oregon let’s visit him in mass

der : Albert Camus said « The actor is a sincere liar ». Are you agree with him ?

shirl : I wish if you will

jox : Guess B-movies have worked out OK for him. 200 acres !

2000 : if he’s any good the actor

trach : Do you consider yourself a « method » actor ?

2000 : i’ve noticed a lot of real good actors are psychotic genious in private i’m not sure i’m that cracked (*35)

2000 :I learned « the method »

jox : who was it Spencer Tracy ? who said he mainly treid to learn his lines and not bump into the furniture (*36)

chris : no transcript now

col : what happened Chris ?

chris : power went out here and apparently part of MO

2000 : I lost one of my wittiest quips

2000 : damn MO (*37)

jox : that’s ok people will be quoting it for days

2000 : « what’s my motivation ? »

2000 : famous actors regles « your paycheck »

2000 : possibly tracy

shirl : good one

jox : Back to the whole actor thing do you generally audition for parts or do casting directors have you in mind for stuff ?

2000 : 60/40

2000 : I’d like a whole lot more parts to be offered

jox : who are some actors and/or directors you’d like to work with ?

2000 : Rip Torn Gene Hackman Tommy Lee Jones Robert Benini

jox : interesting first three of them play roles like some you’ve done

2000 : roberto !!! i dropped my o, oh my

cacth : it’s O-Kay..

2000 : jean reno was the professional (*38)

2000 : spelling unsure – help me derkenn

der : Roberto Benini or Roberto Benigni ?

chris : there’s a g in there

col : how long do you usually spend filming one of your roles, say in Herc or X-Files ? Is it a full-time job playing many small characters ?

2000 : life is beautiful roberto

chris : and Son of the Pink Panther (*39)

2000 : about 2 wks per show

der : Jean Reno, you are good Master of spelling

2000 : thank you, derkenn

der : de nada

2000 : i sort of look like jean, oui ?

jox : yep, Roberto the guy who wanted to « make love to the audience like Jupiter » at the Oscars

2000 : remember no swearing

chris : short hair

shirl : you look like Jean Reno ? uhhh…

2000 : yes joxer that’s the guy LOVE him !

jox : changing the subject – how did you and your wife meet ? is she in show too ?

2000 : de niro, pacino, hoffman and nicholson

2000 : are other favorites

der : For me yes

2000 : sounds like a law film

shirl : ha

2000 : my wife’s meeting

2000 : we met in college 20 yrs ago

jox : awwwww

2000 : unrequited love

2000 : after she had a 7 yr stint with kelsey grammar

chris : awww and kelgram left

2000 : then one with george clooney, she runs into me, fall in love …

2000 : married with children

2000 : kelgram no relation

2000 : i hope

shirl : that’s romantic

chris : no that was the id of a person in here before

2000 : yeah, she’s the best

2000 : she was a personal manager in the biz

2000 : now she manages me

shirl : cool

col : sounds like a tough job Ha !

jox : so if you don’t have any good Bruce Campbell embarrassing stories, how about some Josh Becker stories ? (*40)

shirl : yeah, dish on Josh (*40)

col : yeah, dish on the dirt (*40)

2000 : you got that right canuk (sp ?)

shirl : lol

jox : he cracks me up at his website

col : I think it’s Canuck but they don’t use that here on the Eastcoast

2000 : josh is so wonderfully bizarre on his own

2000 : bruce, kevin , micheal hurst, sam sorbo and others had a bbq at hercules home

shirl : so true

jox : BBQ ? any occasion ? Someboby’s birthday ?

2000 : they were in awe of the 35 pages variety magazine commemorated herc’s 100^th episode

shirl : 35 ? !

jox : pages ?

2000 : of course, hurst wasn’t impressed by all that huge

2000 : they had a page blurb on autolycus

2000 : he loved it

2000 : 35 pages is right

jox : Is Hurst as laid back and jolly as he seems ?

2000 : very much so

jox : How about Rob Tapert ? How much « hands on » is he with the 2 shows ?

2000 : i’ll have to teach herc to throw a bbq

2000 : a bag of chips and a can of chili don’t make a party

2000 : rob mainly touches xena

shirl : yeach, teach that boy right

2000 : J

shirl : lol

jox : oh yeah. A near BBQ has to in involve a whole hog !

col : and beer(Canadian beer, not that weak American crap)

2000 : and at least a bowl for the chips J

shirl : poor rob

jox : say wasn’t the woman who produced Running Time with Josh Rob’s ex ?

trach : LOL !! So, even Herc eats chips right out of the bag, huh ?

2000 : yes, on rob’s ex

2000 : and now xena with child

jox : what is she doing now ? I read she used to work for…amblin ?

2000 : i don’t know what she’s doing now

col : Enough did on everyone else. Jeremy call your wife to the keyboard we need someone to dish the dirt on you !

2000 : bruce’s wife produced a short called extras

2000 : it was hillarious

jox : xena with child…any word on how will handle that ?

2000 : wife here

jox : welcome !

col : tell us somebody Jeremy would’t want us to know

2000 : and the child will be born as xena’s on the show

shirl : hi !

der : Bonjour

2000 : bonjour

2000 : he’s bald at the crown of his head

2000 : i know that

shirl : aha !

2000 : but when he’s blond, it hides both

2000 : gray and balding (*41)

2000 : okey, time for you to leave, wifey

shirl : lol

jox : Wait, what’s a role you’d like to see your husband do ?

2000 : that’s he’s a really nice guy and the greatest husband in the world he does dishes (*42)

jox : awwww

col : wow ! dishes ? Hang onto that one !

shirl : yeah that ones a keeper

2000 : roles that attaches a 7 figure check to it

shirl : I don’t know why more actors don’t choose those types of roles

trach : LOL…that’s everyone’s dream role !

2000 : or a role that will send us all 1^st class instead of trading in for coach seats for all of us

2000 : but i still play lotto

col : does your family get to travel with you to locations or are you away from them ?

2000 : we’re waiting to hear on a series regular…

shirl : can you tell us ?

2000 : for wb’s saturday’s children show saved by the bell meets wwf…but i’ll never tell (*43)

shirl : ack

2000 : i’m afraid i’ll get it…VERY afraid hopefully my looks will be disguised

shirl : lol

shirl : maybe something better will come along first

2000 : i’m hoping to become another showgirl (*44)

chris : they’re still casting Harsh Realm

2000 : viva las vegas

shirl : perfect

jox : barring that, do you know what your next project will be ?

col : I don’t need that image before bed

2000 : LOL

2000 : I’m trying to sell a series idea to tapert since herc’s slot needs to be filled

jox : tell us more

col : do you write too ?

2000 : i refuse to believe peter jackson won’t call me for lord of the rings (*45)

2000 : my wife and I write together

trach : what’s the tentative title of the series idea ?

shirl : he better call you or i’ll kick his butt

2000 : series idea……krammed karma

2000 : tentative

der : Du calme Shirley (*46)

shirl : J

jox: krammed karma? I thought that was the subtitle for season 4 of xena J

2000: not quite

shirl: that’s good. Tapert likes that karma stuff (*47)

2000: will show people getting what they deserve karmically

2000: what goes around comes around in a twillight zonian kind of way

shirl: instant karma’s gonna get you

trach: sounds great

2000: exactly

jox: funny bumper sticker i saw "My karma ran over my dogma" (*48)

2000: and we feel people shouldn’t have to wait to see someone get their comeuppance (*49)

shirl: i’d watch a show like that

2000: ergo, the series

2000: karma over my dogma sounds like a joxerism

jox: or a ted raimi-ism

2000: and who is going to get to impregnate xena??? if they leave it in

shirl: tell

jox: yeah – more scoop ?

col: do you know ??

2000 : I believe rob tapert will make a guest appearance as something godlike

shirl : lol the god of fishing ?

2000 : as opposed to his normal godliness…in case he’s listenning

2000 : he does love his fish

shirl : his trademark

2000: yes ma’am

jox : seriously Lucy was on the tonight show, and all she tallked about was fishing !

2000 : i think xena gets all that big sets now that rob’s on her side

2000 : but then who wouldn’t give lucy anything

shirl : can you blame him, really ?

2000 : she has her own pole….fishing

jox : good point

shirl : lol

trach : Do you even fish ?

2000 : i must think of a baby gift (*50)

jox : Rob directed that aidan episode, did he not ?

2000 : i fished in summers in alabama when i was a child

2000 : that’s right on aidan ep. joxer he was excellent

2000 : laid back

col : what books/movies/music do you like ?

2000 : of course he did force me into those yoga positions for VERY LONG periods of time

2000 : books john irving all of them

jox : has he ever directed anything over than the xena eps ?

2000 : it’s a wonderful life life is beautiful life of riley and western

2000 : i think rob has

2000 : collieka, music – rem, alternative, classic-rock (*51)

2000 : i play guitar in the garage

2000 : in between diaper-changes (*52)

2000 : bad guy does doo doo (*53)

col : fitting

shirl : lol that why you so bad

trach : A diaper-changing dad ? Wish my husband would do that

trach : Who influenced your career the most ?

2000 : no single person I grew up loving red skelton

col : did you ever aspire to be anything other than an actor ?

2000 : i wish spielberg would influence a little something in my career

2000 : started out as a portrait artist in school an architect

2000 : after the marine corp, mercenary seemed fitting then someone asked me to do a play (*54)

col : an architect ? Did you design your own house or do you ever plan to ?

2000 : no plans to we just bought a house 4 mos. ago i did design the pool

jox : Red Skelton ruled ! Let’s test your memory – do you remember the 2 seagulls ?

2000 : i said no test NO TEST !

2000 : refresh

2000 : i always thought i was a cross between red skelton and robert mitchum

chris : why didn’t you give THE BOZ some acting lessons on Black Out

2000 : black out was his first

chris : Stone Cold was, wasn’t it

2000 : he was a bit overzealous

jox : names from your childhood – gertrude and heatcliff

2000 : cracked a couple of ribs in a 15 minutes climatic scene

chris : when was Black Out made then ?

2000 : he forgets he was a football player

shirl : ouch

2000 : black out was after stone cold you’re right

chris : he did better in one i just saw him in

chris : did you say you wore hooves on Buffy ?

chris : you weren’t the one that scared that mormon girl, Eliza were you

2000 : huey long seems to be following in boz’s footsteps

chris : He’s still got one more movie with F on his contract after Broken Arrow and Firestorm

2000 : i was the biggest ugless vamp chasing the new buffy slayer

der : Late news, the sun is rising in France (this sentence has any interest)

chris : ya, that would be Eliza

col : Derkenn, how are you still awake ?

chris : she said in an article that that character scared the crap out of her

2000 : wow, thank you for staying up

2000 : yeah, it looked awful

2000 : man was that fun

jox : visions of wicked vampires and fallen angels kept her awake ! (*55)

der : I’m fan, Collieka

chris : what’s your favorite westerns ?

2000 : they’ve shooting a 30 angel ep right now

shirl : fallen or regular, or both ?

2000 : fav western – unforgiven the searchers (*56)

chris : Once Upon a Time in the West here

2000 : angels – both, i think

2000 : sergio rocks

chris : love those italian one (*57)

der : Me too Chris

2000 : henry fonda a big favorite

chris : he’s a bad a** in the uncut version

2000 : what’s with the eye liner ?

col : So, any embarrassing moments or major screw ups while filming anything (that you’ll admit to ?)

shirl : good question collieka

2000 : here’s a xena faux pause

2000 : shooting a fight scene where i’m standing over xena fighting over a sword

2000 : we were both grunding, and sweating and pushing

2000 : « action »

2000 : i grunt then release some gas accidently…

2000 : poot

shirl : oops !

2000 : the crew and cast broke up for about 15 minutes

2000 : we couldn’t get another take

2000 : i think it’s on a blooper reel damn it

col : « cracks up » Good one

shirl : lol

2000 : if she had a crush on me before, it ended there )

2000 : enter rob T. (*58)

shirl : heh

2000 : my daughter is falling asleep in my arms

shirl : awww

2000 : all together now…

2000 : awwww

jox : awwww.Say – back to xena – any inside scoop on how they’ll resolve the season ender ?

shirl : i think she’s not the one falling asleep

col : yeah, me too (nearly 1.30)

2000 : no scoop on xena end although this is the last season

der : Try to wake up to 3.30 am, Shirley

trach : is this your first internet chat ?

shirl : you mean Herc right ?

2000 : yes sir …first chat

shirl : I have Derkenn not fun (*59)

trach : LOL.That should have been « yes ma’am »

2000 : no herc, xena herc is over but xena has another year

shirl : ok

der : Ah…

2000 : sorry trachyte

jox : is that definite or might they ended it another one beyond that ?

2000 : 2yr old, right

trach : that’s okay easy mistake with such a funny name

2000 : not definite

2000 : but once the mighty guy fall, everyone else follows

jox : changing subject again – tell us about working with the X-Files cast

2000 : it was so cool of everyone to get up at the odd times they did…

jox : hey what are fans for

2000 : x-files – david, very friendly, cordial many jokes

2000 : wife and i loved tea leoni

2000 : so we had a lot talk about dave

2000 : gillian – was professional

2000 : not much of a chatterer

jox : did Chris tell you that after Josh and Bruce you were the most frequently mentioned person to invite for a chat here ?

2000 : kim manners who directed a brisco ep, now produces x-files

2000 : it was great to see him

2000 : that’s excellent, joxer

2000 : does sam r. ever chat

col : not with us yet L

jox : not yet – maybe you have an inside track ?

shirl : lots of former Brisco people involved at X-Files in some way or other

jox : Speaking of Sam Raimi – is he at all involved at Herc*Xena, or any they pretty much Tapert babies ?

2000 : sam r. falled to put me in the quick and the dead

2000 : sam no touches, only rob

jox : maybe he figured leonardo was bigger and meaner looking

shirl : lol yeah

2000 : leonardo in a western please

shirl : don’t feel bad at the least you didn’t show up only to end up on the cuttingroom floor like Bruce

2000 : although they cut me on er

2000 : show ran too long

shirl : the b »%$ »%$s (*60)

jox : yeah – everyone was wondering about that

2000 : such lingo, shirley

col : too bad ’cause it wasn’t all that good without you !

shirl : I know L

der : a new language ?

jox : you played a John Bobbit sorta character, right ?

2000 : they couldn’t mix 3^rd degree bums with cementing my penis (*61)

jox : well, who could ?

2000 : exactly

shirl : so you went through all that for nothing !

2000 : they promised to bring me back next year

shirl : ok then i forgive them

shirl : anything else you can about Lord of the Rings ?

2000 : but then how can you ever follow a super glued appendage

trach : I can’t even imagine ! (*62)

2000 : rumor has it,danny devito might play gollum

2000 : all rumor

2000 : the casting in N.Z. refused to say anything

2000 : i’m afraid i’m being called to say hi night to my daughter

catch : Um…I think you’ve chatted the room into the ground, Jeremy

catch : You’ve been great

2000 : yeah, i can yammer on

chris : thanks for coming Jeremy

shirl : danny devito heh

col : Thanks a lot

2000 : you’ve been great, you’re the best

shirl : thanks Jeremy J

shirl : you rule man

2000 : vaya con dios

col : see you on the big screen !

trach : Thanks ! I’ve had a great time !

catch : Good night

2000 : take care of that 2yr old, trach

trach : Thanks ! You too !

2000 : I guess i’m outta here thanks again to you all

shirl : au revoir J

der : Bonne Nuit

jox : later dude ! Thanks again !

2000 : finally, i’ve had a great time Let’s do this again

2000 : bye all

chris : welcome any time.

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