HONK IF YOU’RE DISCLAIMERING: All XWP characters are copyright so-and-so by
what’s-his -face. No copyright infringement intended and no profit gained. The
story is mine, so think twice about plagiarizing. HAPPY TALK!: I know what
you’re thinking. "Ew, another depressing Mel and Janice story! Run for the
freaking hills!" Au contraire, my dear readers. This one is extremely low on the
angst meter, has a happy ending, and is even–dare we say it–"humorous." THANKS:
To governal for beta duties, and to the Academy folks for being very patient.
HONK UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO STOP WRITING THESE DAMN THINGS: