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ACT TWO

 

FADE IN:

 

EXT. SMALL VILLAGE INN - EVENING

 

There is a cluster of utter chaos in front of the inn. Gabrielle is sitting on a crate of chickens, holding a handful of feathers. Xena is standing on another box, attempting to retrieve a chicken from the branches of a tree.

 

Selsha is standing near the door, facing the chicken keeper, the innkeeper, and several standers-by.

 

SELSHA

Look! I told you it wasn't my

fault! Who told you to get

in the way of that horse?

 

CHICKEN MAN

I was standing still!

 

SELSHA

Then you should have moved!

 

INNKEEPER

Selsha, go inside! You've caused

enough trouble for one day!

 

SELSHA

But mom!

 

INNKEEPER

Now! Move it!

 

Selsha stomps inside, slamming the door. The vibration dislodges a pile of leaf debris on the roof, which falls down and covers the innkeeper.

 

INNKEEPER

(cont’d)

Ahh! Ow Ow!

 

Bees fly out from the debris, buzzing angrily.

 

INNKEEPER

(cont’d)

Ahh!

 

The innkeeper runs down the path, followed by the bees. The chicken man chases her.

 

CHICKEN MAN

Hey! Hey! You owe

me dinars! Hey!

 

Xena climbs down from the tree with a chicken tucked under one arm. She hands Gabrielle the chicken and sits down next to her on the box.

 

XENA

If we leave now, there's a

nice little cave we can

get to before midnight.

 

GABRIELLE

Xena, I think some people

here need our help.

 

XENA

It's got a thermal bath.

 

GABRIELLE

Hm.

(sighing)

Maybe if we talked to

her it would help.

 

Xena rolls her eyes.

 

GABRIELLE

(cont’d)

C'mon, Xena.

She means well.

 

She puts the chicken down.

 

GABRIELLE

(cont’d)

Let's go find her, and talk

to her, and then we can....

 

XENA

Leave?

 

 

GABRIELLE

How about go to bed?

 

Xena looks up.

 

XENA

Little early for that,

isn't it grandma?

 

Gabrielle sticks the handful of feathers down Xena's cleavage, fluffing them into a pretty fan over her breasts.

 

GABRIELLE

I said bed. Not sleep.

 

Gabrielle gets up and heads for the inn.  Xena looks down at the feathers, then looks around, with a smirk on her face. She stands up and follows Gabrielle, twirling one of the feathers between her fingers.

 

 

CUT TO:

 

INT. VILLAGE INN - NIGHT

 

Gabrielle walks down a dimly lit hallway, pausing to listen near a door. She knocks lightly.

 

GABRIELLE

Selsha?

 

There is no answer behind the door. Gabrielle waits briefly, then she opens the door.

 

GABRIELLE

(cont’d)

Selsha, listen, I know you

probably don't want to

hear any preaching, but....

 

She looks around.

 

GABRIELLE

 (cont’d)

Oh.

 

The room is empty. Gabrielle walks inside. Xena follows her. The window is wide open, the shutter flapping in the breeze. A box of clothes is scattered on the floor.

 

XENA

Oh well. Too late.

C'mon.

 

 

Xena hooks two fingers into the back of Gabrielle's belt and pulls.

 

GABRIELLE

Xena!

 

XENA

Yeeeesss?

 

Gabrielle leans forward against the pull and looks around. The room is obviously one of a young girl - there are dolls stacked in the corner, and attempts at artwork scattered around.

 

GABRIELLE

Hey, Xena?

 

XENA

What?

 

Gabrielle points at one of the artworks. It is a badly rendered almost stick figure of something that might have looked like Xena in another life.

 

Xena takes one look at it and pulls harder.

 

XENA

(cont’d)

Now I know where to go if you

run out of parchment. C’mon.

We can talk to the kid tomorrow.

 

 

Gabrielle gives in.

 

GABRIELLE

All right.... And don't you even think

about touching my parchment!

 

Gabrielle follows Xena out of the room.

 

CUT TO:

 

EXT. SMALL VILLAGE WELL - NIGHT

 

The moon has come out. Around the well, a group of young women have gathered, carrying buckets. They whisper together and giggle.

 

YOUNG WOMAN

Did you see the new blacksmith's

apprentice? He's gorgeous!

 

2ND YOUNG WOMAN

Did I? My mother

backed right into him!

 

Two of the women draw up a bucket of water.

 

YOUNG WOMAN

What did you think of those

weird women who got Jevas

out of there? Strange, huh?

 

2ND YOUNG WOMAN

Very.

(smirking)

Selsha's type.

 

The young women laugh knowingly. They dip their smaller buckets into the large one, oblivious of their surroundings.

 

YOUNG WOMAN

Maybe she should go with them.

She'll never be anything but

a laughingstock in this town.

 

2ND YOUNG WOMAN

I heard her mother saying

she was thinking of marrying

her off to Bruno the Pig man.

 

YOUNG WOMAN

Ha! Ha! Perfect!

 

Behind the women, dark shadows rise up and slowly surround them. The first young woman leans closer to the second.

 

YOUNG WOMAN

(cont’d)

Did you hear what that short little

one called the tall one though?

You think it's true? That it's really....

 

The shadows jump out and descend on the women, who scream in terror.

 

SHADOW

C’mon, you pretty young things.

We're gonna show you a good time!

 

YOUNG WOMAN

Help! Help!! Ahh!!

 

The thugs grab the young women and drag them towards waiting horses.

 

SHADOW

C'mon! Hurry! We've got

business to take care of!

 

YOUNG GIRL

Help! Help! Ahh!!!

 

The thug throws her up onto his saddle and smacks her in the rear.

 

SHADOW

Relax, honey. You're gonna

like it where I'm taking you!

 

The thugs all laugh. They ride off, with the girls thrown over their saddles.

 

It is quiet in the well clearing.

 

Slowly, a figure emerges from behind a tree. It is Selsha. She stands in the moonlight with a look of almost painful indecision.

 

On her back is a rough sack, with odds and ends sticking out of it.

 

Selsha clenches her hands into fists, turns, starts to walk back the other way.

 

She stops just outside the well clearing. She turns.

 

SELSHA

I'll show them! I will!

 

 

Selsha runs after the horses, into the night.

 

CUT TO:

 

INT. VILLAGE INN - PRIVATE ROOM - NIGHT - SOME TIME LATER

 

Xena and Gabrielle sit facing each other on the bed. Between them is a small board, with playing pieces on it.

 

Xena studies the board, then moves a piece. She reaches over and picks up a goblet, takes a sip, puts it back down.

 

XENA

Your move.

 

Gabrielle has her chin resting on her fist. She studies the board. She reaches out, hesitates, moves a piece.

 

GABRIELLE

You're gonna lose that one.

 

Xena moves a piece.

 

XENA

You think so?

 

Gabrielle jumps her piece over Xena's piece, and captures it.

 

GABRIELLE

I think so.

 

XENA

Wench.

 

Gabrielle sits back and waits, crossing her arms.

 

GABRIELLE

Well?

 

Xena's eyes narrow. She makes a show of removing one of her arm bands, and tosses it across the room.

 

Gabrielle smirks.

 

XENA

Happy?

 

GABRIELLE

(tossing piece)

I will be... soon.

 

XENA

Remember, you've got

less to take off than I do.

 

Xena moves a piece, jumps a piece of Gabrielle's, and picks up the piece. Xena grins. Gabrielle removes one of her silver bicep bands and throws it, ringing one of her sais sticking out of her boots already on the floor.

 

Xena's boots are already there also, along with one knee armor.

 

XENA

(cont’d)

Nice.

 

Gabrielle studies the board. She moves a piece. Xena moves another piece, and captures one of Gabrielle's.

 

XENA

(cont’d)

Now that's more like it.

 

Gabrielle removes the other arm band and tosses it.

 

GABRIELLE

What do you think we

should tell Selsha?

 

 

XENA

Find a trade or marry

someone sturdy.

 

GABRIELLE

Xena.

 

XENA

You asked.

 

Gabrielle studies the board. She chews her lip.

 

XENA

(cont’d)

Give up?

 

Gabrielle scowls. She looks up towards the window.

 

GABRIELLE

Did you hear

something out there?

 

Xena rolls her eyes.

 

XENA

Gabrielle, that

one's older than...

 

She pauses to listen.

 

XENA

(cont’d)

Bacchae.

 

Xena and Gabrielle get up and go to the window. Xena opens the shutters and they look out.

 

MAN

Alarm! Alarm! Everyone! Get up!

Our children! Our children

have been stolen from us!

 

The doors open around the town and people come rushing out.

 

INNKEEPER

What? What?

What are you saying?

 

MAN

My daughter! All our daughters!

They're gone! Gone!

 

Xena and Gabrielle look at each other.

 

XENA

Raincheck?

 

GABRIELLE

Looks like it.

 

CUT TO:

 

EXT. SMALL VILLAGE WELL - NIGHT

 

The entire village is gathered around the well. Everyone is upset, frantic, and milling around. Xena is kneeling on the ground looking at some marks.

 

Gabrielle keeps the crowd back away from her.

 

GABRIELLE

How many are missing?

 

MAN

Six!

 

INNKEEPER

Seven! My Selsha

is gone as well!

 

MAN

Who’s to say she didn't

just wander off? I'm

sure no one took her!

 

WOMAN

Yeah!

 

Gabrielle's eyes narrow.  She looks back to Xena.

 

GABRIELLE

So we have seven

people missing.  Xena?

 

XENA

Horses. Eight of

‘em, men riding.

 

Xena wipes her hands off.

 

XENA

(cont’d)

Have there been attacks

like this before?

 

 

The villagers look at each other, then shake their heads.

 

INNKEEPER

Well....

 

The villagers all look at the innkeeper.

 

INNKEEPER

(cont’d)

There were these guys the other

night who said they were outlaws.

 

MAN

OUTLAWS!!!

 

INNKEEPER

Yeah, something about murders...

and a price on their heads.

 

Gabrielle waves her hands.

 

GABRIELLE

And you just... thought

that was okay?

 

INNKEEPER

(shrugging)

Paid their bill.

 

Xena and Gabrielle look at each other.

 

XENA

That's what you get from family

trees with no branches, Gabrielle.

Let that be a lesson to you.

 

 

INNKEEPER

What?

 

Gabrielle backs towards Xena.

 

GABRIELLE

She's just being hypothetical,

aren't you, Xena?

 

Xena puts her fingers between her teeth and whistles loudly.

 

XENA

Let's go. We can catch

them if we move fast.

 

Argo gallops up, already saddled and bridled and with Xena and Gabrielle's gear packed on her back.

 

Gabrielle does a double take, then looks puzzled.

 

GABRIELLE

How did she...?

 

Xena jumps into the saddle, and extends a hand to Gabrielle.

 

MAN

Wait.... What are you going to

do? What can you do against

thieves and murderers?!

 

Gabrielle climbs up in back of Xena.

 

GABRIELLE

Don't worry. We'll get your girls

back. You can count on us.

 

 

MAN

Yeah, that's what that crazy

girl of hers is always saying!

And it's always a disaster!

 

Xena and Gabrielle ride off, as the villagers yell after them.

 

FADE OUT.

 

END OF ACT TWO

ACT THREE