Article translated by Petra de Jong

Dutch title: Potver... Xena is getrouwd!

Translated: Darn...Xena is married. 

That 'Potver', which means 'darn', includes the word 'Pot', which is the
Dutch equivalent of 'dyke' when talking about lesbians. It's probably
deliberate because they could've chosen another word with the same meaning
('darn').

Anyways, the rest of the article (translated from Dutch):

American lesbians have declared March 28 as a day of National Mourning.
Because on that day their idol Lucy Lawless, aka Xena married the producer
of the show 'Xena', Bob Tapert.
Kate Martlew, fan and organizer of Xena Fests: "Lucy has broken our hearts
with this tragical wedding. Now not one woman has a chance with Lucy. To us
she was the perfect woman."
But there are also lesbians that are happy; the owners of the gay bars.
Ever since Xena's wedding the bars are filled with women drinking their
sorrow away. Collect!


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