Episode Guide Teaser Act 1 Act 2 Act 3 Act 4

ACT 4

 

FADE IN:

 

int. tunnel shaft - momENTS LATER

 

Xena and Gabrielle fall through the shaft. Xena twists and turns, frantically trying to find something to hold onto, but the rock walls are smooth.

 

xena

Gabrielle!

 

They hear a loud rumbling noise just below them, and they realize they are reaching the end of the tunnel. Xena reaches out and grabs Gabrielle around the waist.

 

xENA
(Cont’d)

This is gonna hurt.

 

 

gaBRIELLE

Not for long.

 

Gabrielle puts her arms around Xena’s neck and looks into Xena’s eyes.

 

gABRIELLE
(Cont’d)

But if I only had thirty seconds left to
live, this is how I’d want to spend them.

 

They run out of tunnel shaft. Xena answers Gabrielle’s words with a kiss.

 

 

CUT TO:

 

int. vat - MOMENTS LATER

 

Xena and Gabrielle drop out of the tunnel shaft and plunge into a huge, roiling vat of liquid.  They go all the way to the bottom and the impact separates them.  They struggle through the liquid to reach the surface.  Xena emerges first, gasping for air. She looks around.

 

xENA

Gabrielle!

 

Gabrielle surfaces behind her, coughing. The liquid pushes them apart and they fight against the current - which is forcing them into a rapidly moving stream of water that goes into an aqueduct.

 

gABRIELLE

(yelling)

If we get sucked in there....

 

XENA

I know! Grab on!

 

 

A surge of water pulls them towards the wall. At the last moment, Gabrielle gets her arm hooked around a pipe in the vat and hangs on, grabbing hold of Xena’s belt as she goes past. Gabrielle pulls Xena back from the aqueduct.

 

xENA
(Cont’d)

What a time to haveta trust
in Amazon craftsmanship!

 

Xena turns and gets hold of the pipe as well, and they climb up it, getting to the top of the vat wall and falling over it.

 

CUT TO:

 

int. vat cavern - contINUOUS

 

Xena and Gabrielle roll over the top of the vat wall and tumble to the ground. They get to their feet and lean against the vat to catch their breath.

 

gABRIELLE

(coughing)

I must have swallowed a cartload of that stuff.

 

Xena gives her a concerned look.

 

xENA

Me too.

 

Xena looks around the chamber they are in. It is fully stocked with bales of herbs.  There are boxes of a powdered mixture sitting on top of the vat. Square holes have been cut in the boxes to let the mixture out steadily into the water.

 

xENA
(Cont’d)

That must be what they’re giving the slaves.

 

 

Gabrielle stares at the boxes, then at Xena.  Xena walks to the bales of different herbs and starts examining them.  Gabrielle puts her hand up to her head.

 

gABRIELLE

I... I’m starting to feel a little strange.

 

Xena keeps searching through the herbs.

 

XENA

So am I. Let’s hope we get lucky
and I find something to counteract it.

 

FADE TO:

 

int. vat CAVERN - a short while later.

 

Xena and Gabrielle are sitting together on the floor. Between them is a box. They are fully under the influence of the herbs.

 

gABRIELLE

So this is what they meant.

 

Xena appears totally relaxed and unconcerned.

 

xENA

Bout what?

 

GABRIELLE

Being at peace. Everything’s just... clean.

 

 

XENA

Yeah. I’ve never felt like this before.

 

CUT TO:

 

int. slave enclosure corridor - same time

 

Guards rush through the corridors, searching for Xena and Gabrielle.  Avon steps out of Varia’s room.

 

avon

They were here. Find them!

 

guard captain

They’re not in the upper halls, sir.

 

AVON

Then check the lower ones.
When you find them, shoot them.

 

GUARD CAPTAIN

But....

 

AVON

(angrily)

Just do it, fool!

 

The guards run off. Avon’s Lackey emerges from Varia’s room.

 

lackey

Good thing she warned us who they are,
m’lord. They could have ruined everything.

 

Avon nods and smiles grimly.

 

CUT TO:

 

int. vat CAVERN -moments LATER

 

Xena and Gabrielle still sit with the box between them. There is now a cup on the top of the box.  They hear guards coming closer, but apparently don’t care.

 

gaBRIELLE

Do you feel lighter? I do. It’s like this very
strange sort of floating. Like a butterfly.
Do you think butterflies feel like this, Xena?

(beat, laughing)

Listen to me. I must sound like a....

 

 

xENA

You sound like the Gabrielle I met
in Potadeia way back when.

 

 

Gabrielle thinks about that for a minute.

 

GABRIELLE

Yeah. It’s been a long time, hasn’t it?

(beat)

Since either of us has really known peace.

 

xENA

Maybe Varia was right.

 

CUT TO:

 

int. lower corridors - same time

 

Guards search the lower corridors. They open storage rooms and look inside. One guard is loading his crossbow.  The guard captain stops to talk to him.

 

guard CAPTAIN.

Just be ready.
You might only get one shot.

 

guard

With the poison on these arrows, sir,
all we have to do is knick them.

 

Another guard yells down the hallway.

 

guard #2

Sir! We’ve cleared this section.
All that’s left is the water room!

 

guARD CAPTAIN

Let’s go.

 

CUT TO:

 

int. vat CAVERN -MOMENTS LATER

 

The sounds of pursuit are louder. Xena is now on her knees, holding the cup in her hands and examining it. Gabrielle is watching her.

 

xENA

Peace.

(beat)

Maybe that’s what I was
really looking for in Japa.

 

 

Gabrielle looks at her in sudden understanding.

 

gABRIELLE

Not only their peace - your own?

 

 

Xena nods. Xena stands up and steps onto the edge of the vat, reaching up and filling the cup with water as it comes into the cistern. She kneels back down and takes a handful of the substance in box and pours it into the water, stirring it with her finger. Xena looks at Gabrielle.

 

XENA

Is this what you really want?

 

Gabrielle takes the cup from her.

 

GABRIELLE

Yes.

 

Gabrielle takes a drink from the cup.

 

gABRIELLE
(Cont’d)

I don’t think we’re made for peace, Xena.
We’re meant to fight and bleed and die.

(looks at Xena)

But also to laugh and love and live.

 

 

Gabrielle hands the cup back, then she makes a face and shudders, as the antidote takes effect. Xena finishes off the cup and tosses it against the wall. It shatters.

 

The door to the vat cavern slams open, and guards start pouring into the room.

 

xENA

I’ll hold em off - you dump the antidote.

 

Gabrielle grabs the box and starts climbing up the side of the vat while Xena grabs two bales. The guards attack her. Xena fends them off with the bales. She catches an arrow in one.

 

Gabrielle reaches the top of the vat and dumps the herbs into it, then throws the box in for good measure. She grabs the edge of the box of bad herbs and pulls on it. With a crack, it breaks loose and falls backwards, sending the herbs everywhere. Gabrielle falls to the ground.

 

Xena grabs a mixing paddle and paddles the guards. Gabrielle grabs another paddle and joins her. She is wincing, and a little green around the gills.

 

GABRIELLE

That stuff gave me a killer hangover.

 

XENA

(snarling)

Tell me about it.

 

 

Xena takes her discomfort out on a guard, punching him in the face then smacking him between the legs with her paddle. She shoves him out of the way and kicks another guard back into a hay bale. Two more guards rush at her with torches, trying to drive her back.

 

Gabrielle goes into action, letting out an angry yell as she lays into the guards, picking up Xena’s forgotten paddle and using it to knock out the man closest to her. Then she grabs his crossbow and turns, firing it at a guard charging at her. The man collapses, clutching the arrow sticking out of his guts. Gabrielle looks for another target, but the men scramble away from her.

 

Xena grabs a torch from one of her attacker and sets his hair on fire.  He bolts away, screaming. Xena whirls and puts the torch to a bundle of herbs, then another. Fire springs up and starts to spread quickly.

Xena kicks a guard in the throat, then grabs Gabrielle’s arm.

 

xENA
(Cont’d)

Let’s go!

 

Gabrielle throws the crossbow at the nearest guard and follows Xena. They duck arrows as they make it to the door to the vat room and run though it.

 

CUT TO:

 

int. LOWER CORRIDORS - conTINUOUS

 

Xena leads Gabrielle through the hallways. Smoke is starting to spread, and cries of alarm are heard.

 

gABRIELLE

(yelling)

How long will it take the antidote to work?

 

 

Xena pulls Gabrielle into a side corridor. Several guards rush by them, oblivious.

 

xENA

Longer than it did for us.
We only had one big dose.

 

 

Gabrielle peeks around the corner.

 

GABRIELLE

Xena, this is our best chance to get
everyone out of here. Any way to speed it up?

 

Xena thinks.

 

XENA

Maybe. If we stir em up.

 

GABRIELLE

You mean... like, kick them around a little?

 

Xena nods.

 

XENA

Think you’re up to that?

 

Gabrielle produces a not really that pleasant smirk.

 

GABRIELLE

Yeah.

(pokes Xena)

You take the Amazons.
I’ve got an old score to settle.

 

 

Gabrielle heads off. Xena hesitates, then shakes her head and follows.

 

CUT TO:

 

int. varia’s room - DAY

 

Varia puts down her cup. She sits down on her couch and picks up her harp. She plucks a few notes idly.

Gabrielle enters behind her, unseen. Gabrielle’s leathers are tattered, and she is covered in soot and liquid. Her face has a fierce, almost feral expression on it.

 

gABRIELLE

You’re out of tune.

 

Varia whirls and spots Gabrielle.

 

varia

Guards!

 

Gabrielle stalks towards her.

 

GABRIELLE

They won’t hear you. They’re busy.

 

Varia gets up and moves around the couch warily.

 

VARIA

I warned them about you.

 

GABRIELLE

Not well enough, apparently.
The game’s up, Varia.

 

VARIA

Gabrielle, you’re wrong.
Can’t you see how wrong you are?
We’re happy here. We’re not.... hunted
beasts, or outcasts, or having to scratch out
a living in the forest.  Like you left us to do.

 

GABRIELLE

No, Varia. The drug only makes
you *think* you’re happy.

 

VARIA

What’s the difference?
Can’t you just leave us alone?

 

Varia reaches for her head.

 

vARIA
(Cont’d)

Wait.  What’s happening?

 

gABRIELLE

The truth is happening.

 

Gabrielle reaches out and shoves Varia hard. Varia stumbles towards the wall and hits it, then stares at Gabrielle. Gabrielle follows her, then grabs her again and shakes her.  Varia’s eyes narrow.

 

CUT TO:

 

int. amazon’s chamber -  sAME TIME

 

Xena enters the chamber and stops. She puts her hands on her hips and surveys the Amazons.  They all seem very glad to see her.

 

cyANE

Xena! Glad you came back.
Where’s Gabrielle?

 

xENA

All right, girls. Party time’s over.

 

The Amazons look at each other.  Xena steps down among them and picks up a mug of the liquid.

 

CYANE

Oh! You’re joining us!
Good choice, Xena.
You’ll see. It’s g... yow! Hey!

 

Xena tosses the cupful of liquid in the woman’s face.

 

XENA

Like that? Looks good on you….

 

The Amazons start laughing.

 

xENA
(Cont’d)

Think that’s funny?

 

Xena picks up two grapefruit halves, and shoves them in two of the Amazon’s faces. The cherries in the center pop out and bounce on the floor.  The woman who got wet now starts laughing at the halves stuck to their faces.

 

XENA
(Cont’d)

Now that’s funny.

 

Cyane

Hah! Like a pair of mules!

 

One Amazon pulls the grapefruit off.

 

amazon #2

Mules? I’ll give you a mule!

 

The Amazon picks up a  melon and chucks it.

 

CYANE

Hey!  Stop that, you little pig!

 

AMAZON #2

Who are you calling a pig?

 

Xena takes a step back, watching the carnage begin.

 

 

CUT TO:

 

int. varia’s room - same TIME

 

Varia is on the ground, a bruise across her left cheek. Her face is now set in anger, and she reaches for the harp as she leaps at Gabrielle.  She swings it, intending on smashing across Gabrielle’s head.

 

vaRIA

Bitch! I knew I should have killed you instead
of beating you when you challenged me.

 

gABRIELLE

Fair’s fair. I knew I should have killed you
when you betrayed me to Bellerephon.

 

Instead of backing off, Gabrielle grabs the harp as it descends and rips it out of Varia’s hands. She whirls and kicks Varia in the ribs, sending her flying, then tosses the harp onto the couch and jumps on top of her. They grapple. Varia pins Gabrielle down, but Gabrielle twists and locks her ankles around Varia’s neck, arching her back and slamming Varia to the ground.

 

gABRIELLE

Not this time, Varia.

 

 

Gabrielle pulls Varia up, then abruptly releases her, and before Varia can catch her balance, Gabrielle cocks her fist and puts everything she has into one pile driver right-handed blow.  She hits Varia right in the chops and her head snaps back. She flips over the couch and lands in a heap on the other side, out cold.

Gabrielle leaps over the couch and stands over her, ready to continue the fight. She lets her hands drop as she realizes she no longer has an opponent.

 

CUT TO:

 

int. amaZON’S CHAMBER - momENTS LATER

 

The Amazons are still all squabbling with each other. They bump into Xena, who shoves them back.  The room is now a shambles, and Xena’s out of patience.  She is wondering where Gabrielle is, and is about to go find her.

 

Xena’s ears prick - she hears the guards coming.

 

xENA

All right. Enough.
Time to get out of here.

 

CYANE

Oh yeah? Who are you to tell
us what to do, Xena?

 

XENA

You’re welcome. Now get packing.

 

CYANE

I’m not going anywhere!
You can’t boss us around!

 

The door opens, and Gabrielle enters, carrying Varia on her shoulders.

 

gABRIELLE

No. But I can.

 

Gabrielle dumps Varia’s unconscious body on the ground. Gabrielle is a sight. She has blood streaked across her skin, along with dirt and grime from the tunnels and sweat.

 

gABRIELLE
(Cont’d)

(growling)

Now get moving!

 

There are yells coming from the corridor. Guards are approaching at full speed. The Amazons look at each other for a brief moment, then burst into action, running for the door. Two of them pick up Varia’s body and take it with them. Gabrielle and Xena follow.

 

CUT TO:

 

int. slave cOMPOUND HALLWAYs - DAY

 

The Amazons run down the hallway in their shifts and bare feet. Xena and Gabrielle chase after them in their dirty leathers. The guards are gaining on them, and arrows start falling around Xena’s feet.

 

Xena catches the next arrow and holds it, using it to bat away an increasing number of others. She looks behind her, and sees a mass of guards with bows and spears closing in on her.

 

Up ahead, the noise of another crowd approaching suddenly becomes audible. Xena realizes they will get trapped between the guards behind and in front of them.

 

xENA

(yelling)

To the right!! To the right!!

 

gABRIELLE

Xena! More guards!

 

XENA

I know. Just keep running!

 

Two corridors intersect. The Amazons, Xena and Gabrielle race through the intersection just as the guards catch up with them, one throwing a spear that grazes Xena on the leg.

 

They clear the crossroads just as a huge, screaming, angry crowd of slaves comes barreling down from the other direction. The slaves crash into the guards and start attacking them mindlessly.

 

Xena and Gabrielle look behind them, to see the pile of thrashing arms and legs, as the hapless guards are pummeled.

 

GABRIELLE

That was lucky.

 

XENA

No, it was brilliant timing.
C’mon. We’re outta here.

 

Xena and Gabrielle throw the gate open and push the Amazons outside to freedom.  Screams and puffs of smoke follow them as they leave. The compound is in complete ruin.

 

FADE OUT:

 

END ACT FOUR
 

tag

 

ext. dockside - morning

 

The smouldering remains of the slave compound is in the background.  The ship that brought Xena and Gabrielle to the island is at the docks, with it’s hold open. A large number of angry, jostling ex slaves wait to get on board.  The citizens of the town watch fearfully from behind the town walls. The huge gate to the city is firmly shut.

 

To one side, the Amazons are clustered, very much hung over, very much embarrassed, and very cranky.  Varia sits away from them, looking out at the water.

 

Xena and Gabrielle appear, dressed in new clothing, silken robes. They approach the Ship captain. He is obstinate.

 

SLAVE MASTER

Why should I take this lot back?
What’s in it for me?

 

XENA

(growling)

You get to live all the way back to Greece, and
I’ll forget my trip over here in that leaky bucket.

 

 

Xena glares at the man coldly. He meekly backs off.

 

SLAVE MASTER

Okay! Okay!

 

The slave master scurries off.  Xena twitches at her new, silk sleeve and smirks.

 

gABRIELLE

No herbs, no slaves.
But they can get more, Xena.

 

xENA

True. But it’s gonna take time,
and a lot of dinars to rebuild.
And we know they’re here now.

 

Gabrielle nudges her, and points towards Varia.  They walk over to her.  Varia does not look at them. Her jaw is covered with a huge bruise.

 

vARIA

I’m not going back with you.

 

gABRIELLE

So you’re just abandoning your people?

 

Varia looks at her, then she touches her jaw.

 

vARIA

They’re not my people.
They’re yours now.

 

Varia gets up and walks off, not looking back.  Gabrielle looks at Xena.

 

GABRIELLE

Wasn’t what I was going for.

 

 

Xena drapes her arm over Gabrielle’s shoulders.

 

xENA

You’re not going to ask me if
we did the right thing, are you?

 

GABRIELLE

No. I know we did.

(sighing)

I just wonder if they do.

 

Gabrielle looks off into the distance, deep in thought.

 

xENA

Hey. Maybe it won’t be so bad
to spend some time with them.

 

 

Gabrielle leans against Xena.

 

GABRIELLE

Yeah. I think we could use a break.

 

Xena steers her towards the ship. The Amazons are squabbling with each other, as Xena and Gabrielle approach, one of them shoves another into the water.  Xena and Gabrielle sigh, and shake their heads as they keep on walking.

 

FADE OUT.

 

DISCLAIMER

Gabrielle's macha was not harmed in the making of this motion
picture, but her undies might never be the same.

 

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