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The Wonderful Wonderbardbra
by Rosemary
Announcer: "Are you a busy traveling bard? Do you need a little "extra" support. Is your Warrior Princess not enough to keep you warm on cold New Zeal...I mean Greek nights? Well we have the answer for you....Introducing our new line of active sport bard bras. Perfect for staff swinging and callow faced young men chasing. It comes complete with a zip out lining. With fur or latex for alternative tastes. Here are a few samples of our revolutionary new garment."
Vapid Model #1: "I just love my new sports bra. It lets me lead my active lifestyle while staying fashionable and up to date. I have one in all the colors available. My two favorites are my green to blend into the woods and the basic black for romantic nights alone by the fire. My warrior adores the newest line with the cut out nipple sections."
Announcer: "If you order now we will throw in a complete set of Slim Whitman's Greatest Hits digitally remastered on 8-track tape. Our Bard Bras have a stain resistant lifetime guarantee, and comes equipped with a fully functional front closure system."
Vapid Model #2: "If you lead a busy yet oddly dangerous life like I do. The stain guarantee is a big plus. Bacchi blood and other unseemly residue wash away in the cold water of any available pond or lake. And it retains miraculous shape after many cleanings."
Announcer: "What bard could want anything more! But to make this offer even more stupendous we are selling these garments for only $19.95 with a special 30 day dinar back guarantee if not completely satisfied. So call now and receive as your special gift a set of genuine Ginsu knives with the choice of a Salad Shooter or our top of the line Ronco power tool set, complete with attachments."
Enter Vapid models dressed in the Wonderbardbra and Announcer: "Call now our operators are standing by....the number is 1(800) Fal-fael...thats 1(800) Falfael. Also coming soon is our newest line The Wonderwarriorpanties fully guaranteed to keep the avenging warrior comfortable and secure in all types of situations, whether being dragged behind a stolen chariot by an insane mad woman, or climbing out of well. These panties are built for style and function. Order our free catalog today! However if this is illegal where you live stop reading or ordering now and go out and play. Void with any other offer. California residents depending on county add appropriate tax. Not sold on QBC."
Brought to you by a long distance collaboration, a few too many Michelobs and an overwhelming desire to dance naked in the rain....or some such stuff as that there....
Rosemary....and some odd woman named Zealander1.