I Found My Heart in
Osmosis
A gradual,
often unconscious process of absorption or learning
By SX Meagher
Part Five
It took her a day
to decide, but once Mia had made up her mind, she told
“I’m not going to
Turning and swiping
at the hair tickling her eyes,
“Yeah, I am.”
“Sure.” Mia put her
hand on the small of her lover’s back and pulled her closer. “Jamie helped me
think it through. Even though she might not know it.” One blonde eyebrow
lifted. “I talked to her on Sunday when you were working out. I told her that I
didn’t really want to be alone when you were playing, and I didn’t have the
money to go on a good tour.”
“We have enough—”
“Shh,” Mia said, gently pressing her finger to
“Do I ever get to
talk?”
“Yes.” Mia smiled
at her. “You can say anything you want.”
“Uhm … I wanna know
how Jamie helped you.”
Kissing her
quickly, Mia said, “That’s what I was getting to. I know what’s on that little
mind.” She tapped
“Damn!”
“Yeah. I was. I
know that’s not my usual reaction, but if I thought you needed me to go, I was
going to let her pay for me to really experience
“Yeah. Once I
didn’t have the excuse of not having the money to see stuff, I had to look at
what made the most sense. And I decided that we’d both be better off if I
didn’t go this time.”
“Okay.”
“I spent some time
actually talking to our roommates on Saturday,” Mia said. “Don’t look so
shocked!”
“I am! Have you
ever talked to any of ’em when I’m not around?”
“No, but that’s
partly because they’re not here if you’re not here. Anyway, I talked to Jill
and Toni about what it’s like to play in a tournament like that. Toni said that
her husband went to a few international tournaments with her when she was on
her first team, but he stopped pretty quickly.”
“How come?”
“Too much pressure.
Toni said that she was so focused that she completely ignored him and his
feelings were hurt the whole time they were traveling. They convinced me that
you’d be a nervous wreck playing in your first big tournament and that being
around the other players would be better for you than hanging out with me.”
Scowling,
“I know, honey, but
I think they have a good point. You can bond with your teammates better if
you’re not rushing to get back to me. And I can go to
Mia reached up and
slid her thumb across
“No, no, I think
Jill and Toni know what they’re talking about. I’m glad you asked ’em. I should
have thought of that.”
Squeezing
***
Tuesday morning,
Ryan nodded at Ellen when she opened the door. Just as Ellen started to give
her a questioning look, the outside door opened and Barb rushed in, breathing
heavily. “Slow bus,” she said.
“You’re right on
time,” Ellen said. They went in and got settled, then Ellen said, “Since Barb
has to catch her breath, why don’t you start, Ryan? Anything to report?”
“Yeah.” Ryan
fidgeted a little. “This is gonna sound strange, but I had a good weekend,
partially because my lover broke her arm.” She glanced quickly at Barb and
Ellen, but neither reacted very strongly.
“Go on,” Ellen
said. “I’m sure there’s more.”
Ryan laughed.
“Yeah, there’s more. I hated to see her get hurt, of course. She’s never had a
major injury before and it’s really hard for her. I think she’s having a hard
time realizing her body’s not as impervious as she thought it was.”
Ellen nodded,
looking interested but saying nothing.
“But even though
I’m upset for her, I’m not upset about her.” She looked at both women.
“Know what I mean?”
“I think I do, but
tell us how that’s different for you,” Ellen said.
“I’m not … worried
or anxious about her. I was afraid that I’d be freaked out if she broke a nail,
but this shows it’s not that way at all.” She was smiling brightly, her energy
level so high that she was practically hovering above the sofa. “I’m not
worried about everything, just the thought of someone hurting her.”
“That must feel
really good,” Barb said. “But I bet you can’t tell her,” she added, chuckling.
She laughed,
looking more relaxed than she ever had in the room. “No, I don’t have the guts
to tell her that I’m happy I’m not more upset about her breaking her elbow.
I’ve learned something in the past year.”
“I’m happy for you,
Ryan,” Ellen said. “And I can see why it’s a relief to feel that your anxiety
is more limited than you’d thought.”
“Yeah, yeah. I feel
like it’s not such a big battle now, like there’s a chance I can get over this
if it’s limited to worrying about violence.”
“I’m sure you can
get over it,” Barb said. “You don’t seem like the type who gives up easily.”
“Not so far,” Ryan
said smiling.
***
After Jamie enjoyed
her morning rituals, she went into the house and called her father’s office. It
took a few minutes, but his secretary got him on the phone. “Hi, cupcake,” he
said, sounding a little breathless.
“Bad time, Dad?”
“No, not at all. I
was in the hallway talking to one of my esteemed colleagues.” He chuckled
softly. “But since we were talking about golf, I think it can wait. How are
you?”
“Pretty good. But I
had an accident on Friday night and broke my elbow.”
“You what?”
His voice was so
loud, Jamie was sure his secretary had heard him.
“Were you driving?”
“No. I wasn’t in a
car. I fell … off a sidewalk.”
There was a pause
and he started to laugh, obviously trying not to. “How much had you had to
drink?”
“I wasn’t
drinking,” she said, starting to laugh as well. “That’s what makes it worse.
Falling off a sidewalk is bad enough, but to do it when you’re stone cold sober
just makes you sound like a klutz.”
“I’m sorry for
laughing, honey; the image just struck me. But there’s nothing funny about your
being in pain. How exactly did it happen?”
“We were at a
tournament in
“Ow! That sounds awful! Was she hurt?”
Not as badly as I wish she’d been. “Not really. Bruised her tailbone a little,
but she can play.”
He made a whistling
sound, then said, “Your season …”
“Over,” she
confirmed. “The break isn’t bad. I chipped off the end of the bone that sticks
out when you flex your arm. Luckily it didn’t affect the joint or anything. But
it’s in a splint and will be for at least six weeks.”
“Have you seen a good specialist? I can
help—”
“Mom already called
in her chits,” she said, laughing softly. “I saw the best orthopedist in the
city yesterday. I’m gonna go later today to get a nifty splint that Mom
insisted they custom make for me.”
“It sounds like
she’s taking good care of you,” he said, sounding a little wistful.
“She and Ryan both.
The doctor said I could wear the splint they made for me in
“I … didn’t really
know that about her until this last year.”
Jamie blinked, stunned
that her father had revealed something so intimate … so embarrassing for a man
who’d been married for over twenty years to admit. “Maybe she wasn’t always so
forthright, but she is now,” she said, feeling a wellspring of pride in her
mother’s growth over the past year.
“I screwed up my
marriage by not knowing your mother as well as I should have,” Jim said. “I
don’t want to make that mistake with you. Why don’t I come home this weekend
and spend a little time with you?”
“Ooo … this isn’t
the best weekend, Dad. We have a three-day tournament at Stanford, and even
though I’m not gonna play, I told my coach I’d ride around in the cart and help
him keep track of things. How about … the week after that? Ryan’s in a softball
tournament at Stanford and we’ll be staying with Mom.”
“I … could … sure,”
he said, his indecision momentary. “I’ll stay at my apartment in the city, get
a little work done at my local office.”
“Great. Just don’t
make plans for Saturday. I’d like you to go to the game with me.”
“I’d like that
too.”
“Oh … uhm … Mom
usually goes. Will that make you uncomfortable?”
“No, honey.” His
voice sounded so sad that Jamie’s heart clenched in sympathy. “Your mother
doesn’t make me uncomfortable at all. But you’d better ask her the same thing.
If she doesn’t want me there, I’ll just see you another time.”
“Okay, Dad,” she
said. “I’ll mention it to her, but I’m sure she won’t mind. She didn’t mind
your bringing Kayla to my birthday party, so why would she mind now?”
“I won’t bring
Kayla this time,” he said. “I want to spend time with you.”
“Oh … okay. That’ll
be nice. Would you like to me come get you at the airport? Oh, wait, I can’t
drive my car.”
“Don’t even think
of it, Jamie. It’s nice of you to offer, but I can take a limo or have someone from
my office come get me. It’s a nice way to have a meeting while stuck in
traffic.”
“Okay. But you’ll
call me when you get in, right?”
“Absolutely. I’m
looking forward to seeing you, honey.”
“Me too, Dad. See
you in … a week or so.”
***
After Ryan had
shared her news about Jamie the trio resumed talking about the same topic
they’d started at the previous session. “We spent most of last time talking
about Ryan,” Ellen said, “and I think we did a pretty thorough job of giving
her our impressions of her. Ready for your time in the hot seat, Barb?”
“No, but I never
am,” she said grimly. “Hit me.”
As Barb had done
the previous week, Ryan composed her thoughts, faced Barb and said, “I’ve been
thinking about what you told me one of the first weeks I was here. You said
that you were going to quit the police force because you didn’t think you could
stand to do the job again.”
“Yeah, that’s what
I said.”
“Do you still feel
that way?”
“I think so. I can
go back if the police psychologist clears me, or I can go on permanent
disability. But I don’t wanna go through all of the stuff I’d have to do to get
disability. I’d probably just quit.”
“How many years do
you have in?” Ryan asked.
“Seven. Lucky
seven.”
“And how long were
you and … Phil?”
“Yeah, Phil,” Barb
said, her face taking on the mask of pain it always carried when she talked
about her partner on the force.
“How long were you
partners?”
“Two years. My
first partner retired. They try to put rookies with an older cop if possible.
Phil and I were peers. He was just two years older than me.”
“I think,” Ryan
said, her eyes narrowing a little, “that you hold yourself to a higher standard
than the rest of the world does.”
“Mmm … the world’s
standards aren’t very high in my book,” Barb said.
“No, but the police
department’s are. And if they determined you weren’t negligent in your
partner’s death—I believe them. They go over things like that more carefully
than anything they do. And if they thought you did anything … anything …wrong,
you would have been called on it. True?” she asked, staring at Barb.
“Yeah, that’s
mostly true. Nobody would want to partner with someone who they thought had
been given a pass.”
“Do you think
anyone would want to partner with you?”
Barb squirmed in
her seat. “Yeah. Everybody I’ve talked to said it wasn’t my fault. A couple of
people have said they’d like to pair up with me if I go back.”
“But you don’t
trust them?”
“Hell, yeah, I
trust ’em! That’s not it.”
“You don’t trust
yourself,” Ryan said, and Barb nodded. “I know what that’s like, I really do.
But I don’t know what it’s like to accidentally kill someone I cared about.”
“Nobody does,” Barb
said. “Well, most people don’t. The lucky ones don’t.”
“No matter what you
do, you’re always gonna struggle with Phil’s death. But other cops know what
it’s like to shoot someone. They know what it’s like to make the kind of
decision you made the day Phil died. If you go into some job where people don’t
understand the stress—you’re gonna feel even more alone—more cut off.”
“Not many people
have shot their partners,” she mumbled.
“Probably true. But
it could happen to anyone at any time. Other cops know that. They don’t wanna
think about it, but they all know it. They’ll have more empathy for you than
anybody else, Barb. They’re your best support group. Going back to work and
getting on with your career is the best thing you could do for yourself.”
“I just don’t think
I can face anyone,” Barb said, her jaw starting to tremble. “I haven’t seen
anyone from the force since the funeral.”
“That’ll be hard,”
Ryan said. “But there’s someone you have to face every minute … and that’s
yourself. You’ve said that I’m not a quitter … well, you’re not either. No
woman who goes through the police academy is a quitter. I worry about you
because I think you’re gonna hate yourself if you quit. If you give up now,
you’ll always feel like you ran away. I hate to say it this way, but you will have run away. And that’s something
that I think you’ll always be ashamed of.”
“That’s what stops
me from quitting,” Barb said. “I hate quitters. I’ve wanted to put a slug
through my head a dozen times, but that would be the easy way out.” Her jaw
stuck out in defiance, and she looked more self-confident than Ryan had ever
seen her. “That’s what a coward would do.”
“You’re no coward,”
Ryan said. “The people who investigated the accident know that, your fellow
cops know that, and I know you know that. You just have to make yourself
believe it.”
“Easier said …”
“I know that.
People have been telling me to forgive myself ever since the day of our
carjacking, but I’m my toughest critic. I think that’s true for you, too.”
“Yeah, it is.
Phil’s girlfriend and his mother keep telling me that it wasn’t my fault, but
that makes me feel worse. It’s hard for me to face either one of them, and
seeing them upset about me just makes me … wanna scream. They shouldn’t waste
their time thinking about me.”
“They care about
you,” Ryan said softly. “And if they held you responsible … even a little …
they probably wouldn’t be able to face you.”
“Maybe.” She
shrugged and looked away. “I don’t know.”
There was a pause
and Ellen said, “I think Barb has a pretty good idea of how you see her
situation, Ryan. Do you have any questions for Ryan, Barb?”
“No, but I’m gonna
think about what you said about the cops being a good support group. Maybe I’ll
be able to make up my mind about going back if I start to talk to one or two of
the people I used to hang out with. Get a feel for how they think it’d go for
me if I went back.”
“It couldn’t hurt,”
Ryan said. “I know a lot of cops, and they’re usually good at giving it to you
straight.”
Barb gave her a
half smile. “Without a doubt.”
***
Ryan was just
getting on her bike to ride home when her cell phone rang. “Ryan?”
“Yeah.”
“Robin Berkowitz.”
“Hi, Professor.
What’s up?”
“Professor Skadden
just got the results for the Putnam Competition. He’s going to announce them at
10:00 in the Common Room in Evans Hall. I thought you might like to be there.”
“Mmm … I was gonna
work on my project today. I hate to waste the time.”
“Aw, come on. I’m
calling all of the people I know who took it. Surely you’re curious.”
“Sure. I wanna know
how I did, but I could have my girlfriend go by and check. She’s on campus
today.”
The professor
laughed. “You’re the most incurious woman I know!”
“No, not really.
But since I wasn’t on the team …”
“No, but you know
some of the people on the team, don’t you? You should come and support them.”
“Okay, okay,” Ryan
said, laughing. “You guilt-tripped me into it.”
“Good. Now that
that’s settled, I’d like to postpone our meeting for this afternoon, if
possible. My husband lucked into a pair of tickets for the Giants’ opening day,
and I can’t pass that up.”
“Now I know why you
called,” Ryan joked. “You had an ulterior motive.”
“I always do. See
you at 10:00.”
***
Ryan reached Jamie
when her partner was half-dozing through a lecture on supply-side economics.
“Hi,” Jamie whispered. “Thanks for making my pants vibrate. Most excitement
I’ve had in an hour.”
“That bad, huh?”
“Macro economics
is, quite possibly, the dullest course offered at this fine university.
Luckily, a zillion people take it, so I can sit in the back row and pray for
the clock to move. What’s up?”
“Are you free at
10:00?”
“Yeah, but I have
class at 10:30.”
“I know that,” Ryan
said, feigning offense. “I know your schedule. I just didn’t know if you had
anything else going on.”
“No, no secret
trysts today. I was just gonna go over my notes while they’re still pooled in a
lifeless mass in my head.”
“Wanna meet me in
your hall? They’re announcing the results of the Putnam.”
“It’s not my hall,”
Jamie said, giggling at Ryan’s insistence that the math building, named Evans
Hall, had been named for her. “God, it’s been forever! Did they have one guy
grading ’em?”
“No, but almost
three thousand people took it, and they have to grade them by hand.”
“They should do it
the easy way and make it multiple choice.”
“I’ll put that in
the suggestion box. See you a little bit before 10:00. It’s in the common room
on the tenth floor. Save me a seat if you get there first.”
“Unless someone
cuter comes in before you do.”
“Honey, I hate to
sound like I’m full of myself, but this is the math department. Get real!”
***
Ryan slid into a
seat next to Jamie in the large room overlooking the Bay. “No one cuter got
here first, huh?”
Jamie leaned over
and kissed her. “No, but I’m sure I could give some of these guys their first
contact with a woman.” She surreptitiously looked around. “We might be the only
non-virgins here.”
Ryan giggled and
poked her partner with her elbow. “You’re very naughty today. I like it when
you’re naughty.”
“I’m in a strangely
good mood,” Jamie said. “It’s such a nice day for April. The sun makes me wanna
do something … silly.”
“Hmm … silly, huh?
Maybe we can think of something later.” She turned her head and nodded at the
man in the front of the room. “That’s the esteemed Professor Skadden.”
“He’s the jerk who
wouldn’t put you on the team, right?”
“He’s your man.
Come to think of it, you might be able to give him his first contact with a woman.”
“Ugh! He dissed my baby. No nookie for
him.”
Ryan turned and
stared at her. “What’s gotten into you today?”
Grinning, Jamie
shrugged. “Don’t know. I just feel playful.”
Ryan put her arm
around her and said, “Shh … the great man is about to
speak.”
The professor stood
at the podium and adjusted his glasses, then he spoke in a flat, nasal voice.
“I have the results from the 1999 Putnam Competition. The committee reports
that twenty-nine hundred people sat for the test, and teams represented three
hundred and forty-six schools.”
“
“I don’t know,”
Jamie said. “He doesn’t look like he knows how to build suspense.”
“The top five teams
are as follows,” he said. “The University of Waterloo, Harvard University, Duke
University, the University of Michigan, and the University of Chicago.”
Everyone in the
room let out a disappointed sigh. People shifted around in their seats, and a
few people started to get up.
“Some people from
our department performed very well,” he said. People stopped moving and paid
attention again. “We aren’t given team results lower than the top five, but
Gabriel Dominguez placed third in the entire competition.”
Ryan let out a
whoop and everyone in the auditorium applauded. “That’s Gabe,” Ryan said,
pointing to a man who stood up and waved. “We’ve been in a lot of classes
together. He’s real smart,” she
added, wrinkling up her nose.
Professor Skadden
continued, “Hiroshi Matsuhita, also on our team,
placed ninetieth.
Ryan pointed out
Hiroshi when he stood. “I don’t know him. I think he’s a freshman.”
“And lastly,
Siobhán O’Flaherty …” Jamie grabbed Ryan’s arm and squeezed it hard. “…placed
twenty-fifth and has been awarded the Elizabeth Lowell Putnam prize for
particularly meritorious performance by a woman.”
Jamie kissed Ryan
on the lips, squeezing her tight while the entire room looked on in stunned
silence. Ryan broke away and stood, and, after a pause, the crowd applauded
vigorously.
“Congratulations to
all of you,” Professor Skadden said. “You should all be proud of your efforts.”
He walked over to Gabe and shook his hand, and Hiroshi walked over to him to be
congratulated, too.
“That’s so cool!” Jamie
squealed. She put her good arm around Ryan and patted her hard on the back.
“And you’re the best women! I could have told ’em that!” Ryan looked happy, but
not as happy as Jamie expected. “What’s up? You’re not jazzed.”
Distracted, Ryan
gave her a quick glance. “Oh, I am.” Jamie followed her eyes and saw her
staring at Professor Skadden. “He should have mentioned me after Gabe. I came
in twenty-fifth and Hiroshi came in ninetieth.”
“Oh … right!” Jamie
glared at the elderly man.
Professor Berkowitz
walked over and threw her arms around Ryan. “Glad you came?”
Ryan smiled at her.
“You knew, didn’t you!”
“Yeah. I knew that
you won the ELP, but I didn’t know how well you did. Damn, twenty-fifth place
is awesome, Ryan.”
Sheepishly, Ryan
nodded. “I’m happy, really happy. Especially because of how I had to take it.”
“I’d hate to see
how you’d do if you hadn’t been on a bus all day after playing a basketball
game!”
“Who knows? That
might have relaxed me. I have an odd metabolism.”
“I’m really happy
for you,” the professor said again. “I never cracked the magic one-fifty when I
took it, and I took it four times!”
“Just goes to show
it doesn’t mean much,” Ryan said, grinning at her.
“I’ve gotta go, but
I’m really glad you two could make it. Good job!” She smiled at both of them,
then was immediately approached by a student as she turned to go.
“She’s nice,” Jamie
said.
“Yep. She’s nice
and smart. My favorite combo.”
“You gonna go talk
to your friend?”
“Yeah, as soon as
Skadden takes off. He probably thinks there was a mistake in the grading.”
Jamie gazed at the
back of Ryan’s head as her partner leaned forward, watching the professor chat
with a few students. It wasn’t like Ryan to get upset about someone not
noticing her or not giving her the respect she deserved, and it puzzled her.
She put her hand on her back and said, “I think he’s leaving. Let’s go.”
Ryan grabbed her
backpack and reached Gabe and Hiroshi as they were about to leave. “Hey, guys,
good job,” she said, awkwardly hugging each man.
“You kicked some
serious tail, O’Flaherty,” Gabe said, laughing. “Twenty-fifth is righteous!”
Hiroshi, whose
English skills didn’t match his mathematical abilities, nodded politely and
mumbled something like, “Good job. Nice.”
“You guys did
great,” Ryan said. “But I didn’t hear Serban’s
score.”
Gabe shrugged.
“I’ll go check out the announcement when Skadden has his secretary post it. I
think they list the top hundred and fifty.”
“Yeah,” Ryan said.
“I think they do.” She smiled and shook each man’s hand and took Jamie by the
hand to lead her out.
“Who’s this Serban … is that right?”
“He’s the third guy
on the team. He got the spot I should’ve gotten … if Skadden wasn’t a sexist.”
“Well, I hope he’s
learned his lesson. You did great, honey! And you beat all of the other women!”
Ryan made a face.
“That doesn’t impress me. I think it sucks that they even give that award out.
It’s like the ‘We know women can’t beat the men, so we have a special little
prize for them’ award.”
“Ooo … that’s why
you didn’t look happy.”
“Partly,” Ryan
said, checking her watch. “Time for you to leave for class, punkin.”
“What are you gonna
do?”
“I thought I’d go
home and work on my project. Same as always.”
“Let’s do something
silly,” Jamie said. “Just you and me.”
“You’re gonna skip
class?”
“Yep. I haven’t
missed this one except for one golf match. I’m due.” She kissed Ryan again.
“And you’re due a little celebration!”
“You also gave a
lot of the guys in the room a bonus,” Ryan said, chuckling. “Seeing two girls
kiss probably shorted out some circuits in those tidy little brains. They may
not have to resort to animé porn tonight.”
“Ack!” Jamie threw her hand over her mouth. “I kissed you! I
mean, I really kissed you!”
“Sure did. I liked it,” Ryan said, linking her arm through
Jamie’s.
***
When they were
standing in the bright, warm sunshine, Jamie took out her cell phone and called
her mother. “Hi, Mom,” she said. “Do you mind if we go get my splint tomorrow?”
“No, that’s fine. I
thought you’d be in a hurry to get it, since it will fit so much better than
the one you have.”
“I am,” she
admitted. “But my sweetheart just found out she placed twenty-fifth out of
almost six thousand people who took that big math test last fall. I think she
deserves a treat!”
“Twenty-fifth!
Goodness, that’s wonderful! She really is gifted, isn’t she?”
“Oh, she’s the most
gifted little pixie in the world.” She stuck her tongue out at Ryan, reeling it
back in just as it was nearly grabbed.
“She’s with you,
isn’t she?” Catherine asked. “I can always tell. Your voice takes on the
happiest tone.”
“That’s because she
makes me happy. Always.” She blew Ryan a kiss.
“Can I speak with
her?”
“Sure. Mom wants to
say hi,” Jamie said.
Ryan took the
phone. “Hi!”
“Hello to you!
Congratulations on doing so well in that test. That’s quite an accomplishment.”
“Thanks. I was
pleased.”
“So self-effacing,”
Catherine said, gently chiding her. “Would you like to go out for a nice dinner
tonight? Or do you two have plans?”
“No, we don’t have
plans for tonight, do we, Jamie?” Jamie shook her head. “We’re free. But I have
softball practice until six.”
“I’ll make
reservations for seven,” Catherine said. “You don’t have to get too dressed
up.”
Ryan smiled.
“Thanks for that. You know I’d prefer not to wear shoes if I didn’t have to.”
“Any place I pick
will probably require shoes, but I’ll try to keep it casual.”
“Thanks, Catherine.
We’ll see you later.” She clicked off and smiled at Jamie. “Now what?”
“Hmm … what would
you do if you could do anything this afternoon?”
“That’s easy. I’d
go to opening day at
Jamie slapped at
her gently. “Why don’t you tell me things like this? You know I could have
easily gotten us tickets!”
“I know, I know.
But I couldn’t have, and I hate to take advantage of your contacts and your
money for things like that.” She shrugged, looking a little guilty. “I know you
don’t like it, but I still feel that way.”
Jamie hugged her,
then rubbed her back. “No, I don’t like it, but I like you, so I guess I have
to live with all of your awful habits.”
“You bear it well,”
Ryan said. She bent slightly and kissed the top of Jamie’s head.
Eyes lighting up,
Jamie said, “I’ve got a brilliant idea. It won’t cost much and I can guarantee
some fast driving and a unique experience.”
“Duh,” Ryan said,
making a face. “When have I ever refused that combo?”
***
When they got home,
Jamie made a few phone calls without allowing Ryan to hear any of them. At
11:00, she went into Ryan’s room and said, “Dress warmly, but in layers. And
bring a jacket.” She paused, eyes narrowed in thought. “And an extra set of
clothes.”
Ryan leaned back in
her desk chair and gazed contemplatively at her partner. “Ooh, I love a
mystery. Where could we be going that I might have to change? Hmm …” She
scratched her head and said, “I hope it’s because you’re going to rip my
clothes off me.”
“Maybe, if you play
your cards right. Now get ready! We’ll barely make it as it is!”
***
Even though she
didn’t know where they were going, Ryan drove Jamie’s car. She assumed they
were going across the
“No, we’re not,”
Jamie said. “But you’re warm.”
Ryan looked at her,
her face showing puzzlement. “Uhm … I like to guess, but I have a feeling I’m
missing some of the variables. It’s hard to solve an equation when you’re
missing too many.”
“I barely passed
Algebra I, so you’re wasting your breath making math analogies,” Jamie said,
smirking. “But you won’t have to guess for long. Park anywhere in here.”
Ryan did and got
out, spending a few seconds stretching. “Now where?”
“Pick up our
bag?” Jamie held up her splint, looking
pathetic. “I’m injured.”
Ryan draped an arm
around her and hefted the bag with her other hand. “I know you are,” she said,
speaking as she would to Caitlin. “And I think it’s just awful and terrible.”
“Thank you.” Jamie
smiled up at her and led her to the harbormaster’s office.
“This looks like
it’s gonna cost —”
“Nope. It’s not.
Really.” They went inside and Jamie smiled at the young man behind the desk.
“Hi. I’d like the keys to slip number sixteen.”
The clerk smiled
back, his gaze lingering a little longer than Ryan liked. “Name?”
“Evans. Jamie
Evans.”
“Could I see some
I.D?” She showed him her driver’s license and he nodded, looked through a
registration book, and then turned it around. “Sign right on the X, next to the
slip number.”
She complied, then
gave Ryan a smile while the young man retrieved a set of keys. As he handed them
over, he said, “She hasn’t been out this year, but we’ve been starting her
every week. If you have any trouble, just let me know and I’ll come out and get
’er going for you, Jamie.”
The combination of his familiar use of her name
and the smile he gave Jamie, made Ryan want to rearrange his face.
Oblivious, Jamie
said, “Thanks,” waving goodbye in her typically friendly way that inevitably
made men want to follow her around like puppies.
As soon as they got
outside, Ryan tucked her arm around Jamie possessively. “Jag-off can look all
he wants, but I get to take you home.”
Jamie looked up at
her, puzzled by her attitude. “Did I miss something?”
“Nah.” Ryan shook
her head. “You never seem to notice how guys look at you. Bugs me sometimes.”
“I bug you or the
guys bug you?”
“The guys.” Ryan
grinned. “You can’t help being gorgeous.”
“Yeah. That’s me.
Since
“Go ahead, make
fun. But I, and most of the men in the Bay Area, think you’re prime eye-candy.”
Jamie reached out
and squeezed Ryan’s hand. “I love every delusional thought in that pretty
head.”
Quickly over her
disgruntlement, Ryan glanced around the docks, then back at Jamie. “Right now
my head’s wondering what’s in slip sixteen.”
“Go down this aisle
and you’ll find out.”
They turned and
walked past a few boats, then Ryan stopped beside Jamie in front of a power
boat. “Do you own this?”
Jamie shrugged.
“Kinda. One Saturday when we were tailgating at a Stanford football game, my
dad and some of his friends from college decided to buy a boat. I think they’d
all had too many Bloody Marys,” she said, laughing.
“They’ve had it for a long time … maybe ten years. I don’t think we’ve been on
it more than ten times. Why my father wanted another boat when he spent almost
every weekend down in
Ryan walked down
the dock, coolly appraising the boat. “It looks … kinda small. I’d have
pictured your father going in for something like…” she pointed at a bright red
Cigarette boat berthed just a few slips away, “…that.” The sleek boat looked
fast and dangerous, even just sitting placidly in the water.
“No. He’s not
really into power-boating. They bought this one for skiing. We took it up to
“I am,” Ryan said,
eyes dancing. “Or wake boarding. That’s what I’d really like to try.”
“I’ll drive for you
anytime, baby, but I am not getting into the bay without a full wetsuit,
and I don’t own one.”
“I own something
you don’t?” Ryan clutched dramatically at her heart.
With a wry grin,
Jamie said, “Yes, you do. Probably a lot of things judging from the stuff I’ve
seen in your closet. I’ve never yearned to open my own sporting goods store.”
Ryan looked
appraisingly out at the other crafts already out on the water. “I’d love to ski
out here. You never see anyone doing it.”
Jamie cocked her
head and gazed at her partner for a long moment. “Does it ever occur to you
that there’s a reason other people don’t do it?”
“Nope.” Ryan gave
her a happy smile. “I just figure I’m the first one who’s thought of it.”
“Delusional, but
gorgeous; that’s my girl. Now, help me take off the cockpit cover and we can
rock.”
Not wanting Jamie
anywhere near the deck of the boat with her broken elbow, Ryan performed the
task on her own. She stowed the cover as instructed and then held out a hand to
help Jamie board safely. “I’ll cast off,” she said, jumping back out onto the
dock.
Watching Ryan’s
child-like exuberance, Jamie smiled. “Okay. I’ll start ’er
up.” She sat down in the white contoured bucket seat on the right-hand side,
and adjusted it to her liking. When she turned the key, Ryan’s eyes grew wide.
“Crap! How big are
those engines?”
Jamie cupped her
hand over her ear. “What?”
Realizing that her
partner wouldn’t be able to hear her without a megaphone, Ryan made the hand
signal for “Never mind.” Jamie let the boat idle for a while, then signaled
Ryan, who released the docking lines and jumped aboard. “How big are the
engines?” she asked, right into Jamie’s ear.
“Engine. Just one.
An inboard diesel 350,” Jamie said. “Small boat, big engine. You do the math.”
“Physics,” Ryan
said, grinning toothily. “Water displacement, weight, force, thrust … that’s
physics.”
“That’s nice, honey.
Now shut up, sit down, and hold on.”
Ryan’s eyes bugged
out, but she did as she was told, settling herself in the seat next to Jamie. A
few moments later, she was grateful for the instruction—except for the shut up
part—when Jamie smoothly guided the small boat out of the slip and put it into
gear. Though they were moving relatively slowly, Ryan could feel the force of
the powerful engine, and was almost drooling at the thought of being able to
open it up once they were free of the marina.
Jamie grinned when
they left the calm, protected waters and she slowly eased the throttle forward.
Ryan’s heart picked up at seeing the pleasure in her partner’s eyes at doing
something a little risky. They were moving pretty quickly, the mist hitting
them in the face and whipping their hair around—even though Ryan had tied hers
back. “We can’t ski at this speed,” Ryan said, projecting her voice to be heard
over the engine.
“We’re not going
skiing!” Jamie smiled and shook her head. “You’d get hypothermia in two minutes!”
“Okay. Just riding
around is fun. But you’ve gotta go faster to make me happy.”
“Wanna drive?”
Jamie asked nonchalantly, already knowing the answer.
“Yeah!”
“Have you ever
driven a power boat?”
“Nope. But I’m sure
I could. How hard can it be?”
Ryan was smiling so
brightly, that Jamie ignored her lack of experience and cut the throttle to
switch seats. “Now, don’t go nuts,” she warned. “I’m not sure whether this
engine could flip the boat, and I don’t wanna find out.”
Ryan scowled at
her. “I’m not reckless. Just … reck-deficient.”
“It responds very
quickly,” Jamie said. “Doesn’t take much to change direction, so don’t over
steer. You do know that the stern
turns when you steer, don’t you?”
“I forget what the
stern is.” Ryan said with a grin. “Just let me play a little. I’ll go slow and
see how it moves.”
She did as she’d
promised, keeping the boat at low speed while she eased it through a series of
gentle, then sharp turns. Then she increased the speed to see how that changed
the dynamics. “You could easily lose your tail-end at full throttle,” she said.
“Easily.”
“That’s the stern,
by the way,” Jamie provided. “And it’s very easy to get into trouble with a
small, fast boat. Add a little alcohol and you’ve got an express ticket to the
trauma unit.”
“You’ve had enough trauma for one lifetime,” Ryan said, making a sad face when
she looked at Jamie’s splint. “I’ll be a good girl.”
“You don’t have to
be too good. Just don’t flip it.”
“Can I go anywhere
I want?”
“Sure. But do me a
favor and head down south. You’ll like it better there.”
“Cool. We can go
under the
Ryan followed
Jamie’s suggestion and continued to head south, picking up speed as they went.
She kept increasing the speed until she began to doubt her ability to handle
the boat, then backed off a hair. The thrill of the water flying in her face,
the wind whipping her hair and clothes, and the thud of the boat hitting the
small swells had Ryan giddy with happiness. “You sure do know how to give me a
treat,” she yelled.
“That’s my job,”
Jamie yelled back.
They continued
hugging the coast until they approached the new ball park. “Looks so cool from
this perspective!” Ryan marveled.
“Slow down!”
Ryan did, slowing
until they could hear each other. “What?”
“Pull into the
cove.”
Ryan grinned.
“Really?”
“Yeah. If we hang
out here and turn on the radio, we can listen to the game and catch home runs.”
“Cool!” Ryan slowly
motored around, surprised at how many other people were doing the same thing.
“In case you
haven’t noticed, there aren’t any brakes, so go super slow. When you get to
where you want to be, just put it in neutral. I’ll set the anchor when you’re
ready.”
Ryan looked at the
stadium, then at the position of the other boats. There were sailboats and
powerboats, and a row boat that made her wonder how in the heck it had gotten
that far. She made a guess at how far a ball would have to travel to clear the
low, right field fence, then said, “This is good.”
Jamie got up and
moved carefully to the bow, where she opened a small hatch. She grabbed the
anchor and tossed it. “Just let the current position the boat properly to keep
us still.” When she got back to the cockpit, she said, “Good job.”
“You shouldn’t have
been up there,” Ryan said. “I’m worried about your balance.”
“I’m fine,” Jamie
assured her as she sat and turned on the radio, tuning it to the station that
carried the Giants. The announcer was talking about the park, noting that the
visiting Dodgers were just about to take batting practice.
“They won’t
announce when a ball’s gonna reach the wall,” Ryan said, frowning. “Not like
they will during the game.”
“True. But why
would you want to hear an announcer describing batting practice?”
“So I’d know where
to look to see a ball fly out.”
Jamie looked at
her, a little puzzled. “I guess you’ll just have to look up.” With a little
help from Ryan, she took off her jacket then leaned her seat back. Looking up
into the clear, blue sky, she sighed dramatically. “La dolce vita, eh?”
“Oui,” Ryan said, grinning back. She lowered her seat as
well, lacing her hands behind her head. “I guess I don’t mind some of
your connections and some of your money.”
“My dad has to pay
his quarter share every month, whether he uses the boat or not, so all we have
to do is fill ’er up when we get back.”
“I don’t know how
much that’ll cost, but it’s probably less than paying a scalper for tickets. I
heard they were going for up to a thousand bucks.”
“I probably could
have had my dad get us a pair,” Jamie said, shooting a glance at her partner,
“but I know you don’t like that.”
“No, not so much.
Although it was cool when he gave us the tickets his law firm had.”
“I don’t think he
has access to those like he used to, but I’m sure they’d jump through hoops to
give them to him if he asked.”
“That’s why I don’t
like to ask.” Ryan took in the raised eyebrow. “He was powerful before, but now
…” she shook her head, “he could get whatever he asked for.”
“I hope he doesn’t
abuse his power,” Jamie said idly. “I’m sure it’s hard not to.”
They heard the
crowd start to murmur, then people started to cheer. “Somebody must have hit
one out,” Ryan said, craning her neck.
“Cool. The crowd
will tell us what’s happening. That’s as good as having an announcer.”
They bobbed in the
water, basking in the warm, sunny day. They could feel the excitement from the
capacity crowd, and Ryan pointed out that pedestrians could stand just outside
the stadium and watch the action through a large gate.
The announcer’s
voice was soothing and calm, and the sun was making Jamie so sleepy that she
wished she’d had an extra coffee before they’d left. The Giants were taking
batting practice and she vaguely heard the crowd start to roar, just as Ryan
tried to stand up. Jamie’s quick reflexes, combined with Ryan’s difficulty in
getting out of the small cockpit, allowed her to throw herself at Ryan and grab
her jeans pocket an instant before Ryan tried to jump into the water.
A ball made a
splash about ten feet in front of their boat, and several nearby boats
converged, trying to reach the ball before anyone else. Jamie yanked hard,
pulling Ryan back down into her seat just a moment before another boat hit them
just to the right of the bow. Their boat was pushed hard to the left, as they
both shifted hard to the right. Hitting the gunwale with her right arm, Jamie yelped
in pain.
“Fuck!” Ryan cried.
“Mother-fucker hit us!”
“God damn it! If I
hurt my good arm, somebody’s gonna pay!” Jamie cradled it close to her body.
Ryan reached for
her and carefully inspected her arm from wrist to shoulder, seeing nothing but
a faint red mark. “Does it hurt?” she asked, moving it gently.
Jamie rubbed the
spot, testing it, then shook her head. “Not too much. I think it’s just a
bruise.” She looked over and saw the passenger from the boat that hit them
fighting over the ball with another man who’d jumped out of his boat, leaving
it idling with no one in the captain’s seat. “What in the hell do these idiots
think they’re doing?” She turned and punched Ryan hard on the shoulder. “What
in the hell were you doing?”
“Ow!” Looking thoroughly chastised, Ryan rubbed her
shoulder. She shifted her eyes downward as she answered, “I was gonna jump in
to get the ball.” She met Jamie’s eyes and said, “It was irresistible!”
“Change seats,”
Jamie said, nearly growling.
Ryan got up and
stood behind the two chairs, seeing and waving down a police boat. The officers
acknowledged her, but first went to the two men who were still in the water.
They helped the pilot of the large boat get back into his craft, then fished
out the other man. The second man held the ball while the first tried to lean
over and take it from him, reaching around the police officer to try and grab
it.
The policemen
separated them, then began writing citations. Amid loud accusations and
complaints, they cited each man then moved back to Jamie and Ryan. “What
happened?” one officer asked.
“When the ball
landed, the guy in the navy blue Chris Craft zoomed in on it and hit us. He
didn’t even stop to see if we were all right.” Jamie cast a look of disbelief
at the offending pilot.
“Where’d he hit
you, ma’am?”
“Just off the bow,
on the starboard side. He was the give-way vessel!” she fumed. “I was at
anchorage, you dim-wit,” Jamie shouted to the other boat. “Have you ever heard
of the stand-on vessel!”
“He can’t hear you,
ma’am,” the officer said, flinching when Jamie shot him a withering look. The
police boat moved up a little and an officer jumped onto their boat. “I don’t
see any damage,” he called back to his partner.
“Great,” Jamie
snapped. “But he should be cited for being reckless.”
“He was,” one
officer said. “And the other guy was too. Are either of you ladies hurt?”
“I bumped against
the gunwale pretty hard, but I’m just bruised. How about you?” she asked,
looking at Ryan.
“I’m fine. But I’d
like to get one free swing at that idiot. Any chance of that?”
“’Fraid not, Ma’am,” the officer said, trying not to laugh.
“I can give you his registration number if you want to make an insurance
claim.”
“I’d like that,”
Jamie said. “If I get whiplash …”
The officers took
their information for a police report, then motored away, leaving Jamie to
glare at her partner. “And you’re almost as bad. Do you have any brains?”
“No,” Ryan mumbled
contritely.
Jamie grasped her
ponytail and pulled until Ryan had to look at her. “How do I convince you that
you can’t react like a dog when you see something you want?”
Shaking her head,
Ryan said, “I don’t think you can. My father’s been trying since I was a baby.”
“Damn it, Ryan!”
Jamie was so angry she was shaking.
“I’m so sorry, really I am.”
“If you’d dived in
when you intended, you could’ve been hit by one of those propellers. Do you
think those idiots would have cared?”
“No.”
“Do you think they
would’ve even noticed if they’d run over you?” Jamie prodded
“No.”
“I just don’t
understand what gets into your head, Ryan.”
“Nothing. Really.
Nothing. I just … react.”
“Well, you’d better
learn to react less and think more.” She pushed Ryan’s forehead with the heel
of her hand. “You’ve got a huge brain. You’ve got to use it!”
“I know I should,”
Ryan said plaintively. “I just … don’t.”
“Don’t talk to me,
right now. Just … don’t talk.” Jamie turned her head and stared out at the
dozens of boats surrounding them. After a few minutes, she said, “I don’t wanna
be in this crowd. I’m gonna pull the anchor. Start the boat and go forward just
a little bit.” Silently, Ryan followed instructions, letting Jamie bring the
anchor back up. “Now take us over there,” she said, pointing. Ryan gave her a
quick look, but did as she asked. When they were well away from any other
boats, Jamie told her to cut the engine and she set the anchor again.
By the time they
were settled, Bobby McFerrin was singing the National
Anthem and a squadron of jets flew by in formation. Jamie didn’t speak again
until the bottom of the first inning, when she said, “Will you sit in the back
with me?”
Ryan nodded, then
got up and helped Jamie to make sure she had her balance. There was a nicely
padded bench that curved around the stern, and when Jamie sat down, she patted
the bench next to her and Ryan joined her. Looking into Ryan’s eyes, Jamie
quietly said, “I’m sorry.”
“You? What’ve you got to be sorry for?”
Sighing, Jamie
said, “For trying to make you be who I want you to be.”
Ryan smiled
tentatively. “Aww, honey, you can’t help that. You
don’t want me to be an idiot. That’s not asking a lot.”
“It’s the same as
asking you to be right-handed.” She took Ryan’s hand and kissed it gently. “You
are who you are. And you react to things in your own way. I don’t have to like
it, but I can’t change you. I’ve obviously got an impulsive nature, too.
Yelling at you and hitting you are just as instinctive for me, but I’m going to
do my best not to give in to those instincts. It’s wrong of me to get that
angry with you for something you can’t control. And I’m very, very sorry for
that.” Still holding Ryan’s hand, she placed it over her breast. “Will you
forgive me?”
“Jamie,” Ryan
soothed, stroking her hair, “you don’t owe me an apology. I could’ve gotten
myself killed! What I did was incredibly stupid and if you weren’t upset, you’d
be as crazy as I am.”
“Will you behave
differently in the future?”
Ryan looked into
those open, trusting eyes and told the truth. “No.”
“Then what purpose
does it serve for me to scream at you and hit you? That’s like hitting a little
kid for running after a toy. If you don’t have the ability to control yourself
… it’s just not fair of me to be so punitive.”
Ryan took her hand
and chafed it between her own. “You lashed out because you were worried and
scared, right?”
“Of course. I can’t
bear the thought of losing you. Especially to something so pointless.”
“So … how will you
stop? I know I’ve told you that Da never hit us, but he’s grabbed me so hard he
pulled me off my feet. Heck, he pulled out a handful of my hair when I was
little. He cried when he saw what he’d done, but he couldn’t help himself.”
“My God!” Jamie’s
face drained of all color. “What had you done?”
“I don’t remember.
I did so many dumb things, there’s no way to remember half of ’em. I think he
caught me, like you caught the back of my pants, only I didn’t stop. He wound
up with a handful of my hair.” She shrugged. “I didn’t blame him. It hurt like
hell, but I didn’t blame him. I felt really bad when he cried. I knew it was
all my fault, but I didn’t … and still don’t know how to stop.”
Jamie leaned
against her partner. “What are we gonna do? I hate myself for being rough with
you! No one has ever raised a hand to me, Ryan. Why do I react like that? Where
did I learn that?”
“I don’t know, babe.
I guess it’s just instinct. But I really, really don’t blame you. The boys have
done much worse when they were watching me.” She smiled, but Jamie didn’t.
“Rory’s as gentle as a lamb, and he once tackled me and knocked out my front
teeth.”
“Jesus!”
“I was about to run
into traffic chasing a ball. They were just baby teeth,” Ryab
added, as though that made it better. When Jamie didn’t lighten up, she said,
“Come on … don’t let what you did bother you. It’s a perfectly normal reaction
to being afraid.”
“I don’t think it’s
normal. And I don’t want to do it again.” Jamie’s jaw was set and her eyes had
gone steely.
“Let’s both work to
not get in that position again.” Ryan kissed her head. “Okay?”
“All right.” Jamie
gave her a grudging smile. “I’m gonna talk to Anna about this and see if she
has any advice. I refuse to act like this with our kids, and if I can’t stop
myself from doing it with you, I’m worried that I won’t be able to control
myself with them.”
“Don’t worry about
that.” Ryan put an arm around her and held her close. “Da grabbed me, and
yanked on me, and picked me up roughly, and all sorts of things. He had to do
something or he would have gone mad! I understood, Jamie. I really did.”
“I’m gonna find the
two most calm, gentle, least-impulsive people on earth and pay them to have
babies for us. It’s clear that neither of us should pass on our genes.”
Ryan looked at her
for a long time before she spoke very seriously. “Please don’t say things like
that. Even if you’re kidding—it hurts me.”
Jamie rested her
head against Ryan’s shoulder. “I was kidding. But you’re right—I shouldn’t kid
about something like that. I want all of your sweet genes in our babies.”
“And I want yours.
You’re the woman I love, and I’d love nothing more than to have a little girl
just like you.”
“Not a little boy?”
“Ahh … no. A little
boy just like you would get the snot kicked out of him,” Ryan said, laughing.
“The boys have to be more like me.”
“It’s a deal. Boys
like you, girls like me. But without the impulse-control or anger-control
issues.”
“Tall order, but
we’ll work on it.”
***
That night at
dinner, Ryan told Catherine about their afternoon, including her attempt to
jump into the water. Catherine was justifiably shocked, but after considering
the picture for a moment, she laughed. “Jamie, you must have been beside
yourself!”
“Don’t remind me,”
Jamie grumbled. “I hit her, Mom. I slugged her on the shoulder and she has a
bruise!”
“Well, I’m not a
big believer in violence, but I think you were justified, honey.” She and Ryan
laughed, but Jamie didn’t join in. “You don’t mind getting a punch for doing
something so foolish, do you, Ryan?”
“No. As a matter of
fact, I prefer it. If she didn’t hit me, she’d cry, and that’s much worse. I’d
rather make her angry than sad.”
“See?” Catherine
said, smiling at Jamie. “Ryan’s able to look at this logically.”
Jamie shook her
head. “If the two of you think punching is logical … you’ve both lost your
minds!”
***
When they got home
from dinner, Ryan took the phone into the living room, flopped down on the
sofa, and called Conor. Jamie smiled when she heard her telling him about their
afternoon, but when Ryan started to complain about the lack of hitting with men
on base, she went up to their room. She had no idea who won the game or under
what circumstances, but she knew that Ryan’s capacious mind hadn’t missed a
trick.
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