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ACT THREE

 

FADE IN:

 

EXT. CAMPSITE - NIGHT - PRESENT

 

The fire has been laid, Argo tended and the dumplings with the red stuff inside have been made and duly enjoyed. Xena and Gabrielle lie on their furs, looking up into the star-speckled night.  Gabrielle points to a certain collection of stars.

 

GABRIELLE

Look, there's the fish you

shot into the heavens.

 

XENA

Mm.

 

Gabrielle's finger moves just the slightest bit as she points out a star that looks as if it's been dipped in blood.

 

GABRIELLE

There's Ares' planet.

 

 

Xena's head turns slowly and she eyes Gabrielle. 

 

XENA

Nice segue.

 

Gabrielle's eyebrows lift.

 

GABRIELLE

Segue!  I'm impressed.

 

Xena smirks.

 

XENA

Pays to live with a bard.

 

Gabrielle chuckles.

 

GABRIELLE

Well... since we're

on the subject.

 

Xena's own eyebrow raises and she considers refusing, not wanting to break the feeling of well-being she's currently experiencing. But the look of poorly hidden expectation on Gabrielle's face changes her plans and she sighs.

 

XENA

All right, then....

 

CUT TO:

 

INT. TEMPLE - DAY - PAST

 

Xena stands at the threshold of the temple, looking out onto the small clearing.  Ten men in mismatched armor and weapons spar with one another.  Two or three have the makings of decent fighters, but the others are inept at best.  Xena rolls her eyes as she watches a giant, bearded bear of a man trip over his own boots, almost impaling himself on his sparring partner's sword.

 

Aeneas approaches Xena quietly and stands beside her, looking into the melee.

 

AENEAS

Mercenaries.

 

Xena snorts.

 

XENA

Whoever hired 'em sure

didn't get their money's worth.

 

 

AENEAS

Ah, he's dead now, actually.  These

are the only ones who remain out

of an army of nearly five hundred

who had the misfortune to go up

against one of Khan's war bands.

 

XENA

Serves him right, hiring

pathetic idiots like these.

 

AENEAS

True, true. This group escaped

only under the most...

fortuitous... circumstances.

 

His lips twitch slightly, suppressing a smile.

 

AENEAS

(cont’d)

Seems a storm blew in out of

nowhere and they blundered

their way here under its cover.

 

Xena's eyes narrow as she looks at the priest.

 

XENA

Lucky bastards.

 

 

AENEAS

(smugly)

Yes, they are, aren't they?

 

Lifting the hem of his robe, he steps over the threshold and glides down the step to the small, dirt-packed clearing that surrounds the temple. 

 

AENEAS

(cont’d)

Come. Join me.  The fresh

air will do you good.

 

Xena continues to look at him with suspicion for a long moment, then shrugging, casually saunters outside.

 

CUT TO:

 

EXT. TEMPLE - DAY - PAST

 

Several of the men, seeing the priest, stop sparring and bow in his direction.  These men are quickly knocked to their knees by their less pious fellows.  Xena snickers.

 

AENEAS

(cont’d)

When in battle, never let anything

distract you.  Focus.  Let that be your

watchword.  Distraction equals

death.  Isn't that right, Xena?

 

The smirk falls from Xena's face, and she stares at the man coldly.  His lips twitch again.

 

AENEAS

(cont’d)

Gentlemen, I would like to

introduce you to a fellow

Greek and warrior, Xena.

 

All the men stare at her; some coldly, some leeringly, some haughtily and some with no expression at all.  Xena holds their stares until, one by one they have no choice but to look away.  Aeneas laughs softly. 

 

AENEAS

(cont’d)

An excellent example

of focus, no?

 

The mercenaries shuffle in place, swords hanging limply in their hands.

 

AENEAS

(cont’d)

We are actually very fortunate to have

this warrior among us, gentlemen.  It's

said she has traveled many lands and

led many armies to victory.  Perhaps

she will be kind enough to share

some of her knowledge with us.

 

XENA

(sarcastically)

I'm not the sharing type.

 

 

AENEAS

Pity, but perhaps you'd consent

to doing a bit of sparring with

these brave lads, then?

 

Xena looks at the priest, then down at her splinted arm, then back at the priest.  One eyebrow slowly elevates.  Smiling, he steps closer to her until their bodies touch.

 

AENEAS

(cont’d, whispering)

Surely you realize that you

could beat all of these men

with both arms broken.

 

He eyes her long frame, lingering for a moment or two.

 

AENEAS

(cont’d, whispering)

And perhaps a leg or two as well.

 

XENA

I'm not laughing.

 

AENEAS

And I'm not joking.  Xena, these men are

haughty, thinking that their lucky escape

has proven them blessed of the gods.

 

XENA

Mm.

 

AENEAS

I believe you're just the person to

teach them the error of their ways.

 

XENA

And why would I wanna do

that?  They're pathetic.

 

 

AENEAS

Perhaps... but you could make them

less so. When it comes time for you

to leave this place, they could

be of great value to you.

 

She looks past the priest's bony shoulder toward the group of men who are either staring blankly at nothing or are picking at or scratching various parts of their anatomy.  She returns her gaze to the priest.

 

XENA

Yeah.  Right.

 

AENEAS

Then think of this as an

opportunity to regain your strength.

That is your goal, is it not?

 

Xena sneers at him, well aware he's trying to play her like a lyre.  Still, he does have a point, and she draws her sword with her good left hand, twirling it, then laying the tip against her shoulder.  She looks at him challengingly, and he laughs in true delight.

 

Turning to the men, he claps his hands.

 

AENEAS

(cont’d, aloud)

All right then, gentlemen.  Line

up by twos please.  Each group

will spar with Xena in turn.

 

MERCENARY #1

But... she's a woman!

 

XENA

Just figured that out, didja,

Plato?  What clued ya in?

 

The man flushes.

 

MERCENARY #2

And she's injured!!

 

AENEAS

You refuse to fight injured enemies,

then?  How very honorable.

 

His tone suggests it's anything but.

 

MERCENARY #2

No, it's not that.  It's just....

 

AENEAS

(firmly)

You came here asking... no begging...

for my help.  I am offering it to you

right now.  If you think you can find

better elsewhere then by all means,

eave this place and search.

 

The men shuffle their feet again, then mercenaries one and two heft their swords.

 

AENEAS

(cont’d)

Well?

 

MERCENARIES #1 and #2

GRAAAAHHH!!

 

Xena meets their combined attack with negligent ease, blocking their two swords with her one and using it to push them away from her.  As they gather themselves, she twirls her sword again and grins at them.

 

XENA

Is that the best you can do, boys?

I thought we were fighting, not dancing.

 

 

MERCENARIES #1 and #2

GRAAAAHHH!!

 

The men run forward again, one aiming high, one low.  Xena stomps the low sword onto the ground, trapping it beneath her boot as she easily sweeps the second man's blade from his hand and sends it sailing across the clearing.  She uses the hilt of her sword up against the man's temple, then frees the second sword and kicks the handler right between the legs.  He goes down with a breathless groan, cupping his injured parts.

 

XENA

Next?

 

Aeneas stands off to one side, grinning widely with his dark eyes flashing as Xena easily decimates the men sent against her.  Even injured, she hardly breaks a sweat, though he's pleased to note that she's pulling her blows just the slightest bit to avoid killing those she's sparring against. 

 

In all too soon a time, the clearing is littered with injured, groaning men.  Xena stands among them, untouched and smirking.  She turns to a grinning Aeneas and speaks with obvious sarcasm.

 

XENA

(cont’d)

Nice workout.  I feel

stronger already.

 

And with that, she saunters back into the temple.

 

CUT TO:

 

INT. TEMPLE - NIGHT - PAST

 

Xena is sitting on her cot, staring down the length of her weapon as the light from the full moon reflects off the high polish.  She shrugs the shoulder of her broken arm, trying to loosen the stiffening muscles.  She wasn't much tested during the sparring, but her arm does not appreciate even the small amount of work it's been forced to do.

 

She looks up a second before Aeneas joins her.

 

AENEAS

You were quite impressive

out there today.

 

XENA

(disinterestedly)

A trained monkey could

have fought off those idiots.

 

AENEAS

Mm.  Is your shoulder

paining you?

 

XENA

What's it to you, priest?

 

 

AENEAS

One good turn deserves

another, does it not?

 

Xena stares at him, her suspicion plain.

 

AENEAS

(cont’d)

You did me the favor of sparring with

the men, yes?  The least I can do

is lessen the pain of your injury.

 

She stiffens as he approaches, staring at him through dangerously narrowed and glittering eyes.  He laughs softly.

 

AENEAS

(cont’d)

You have no need to fear me,

Xena.  I will not hurt you.

 

XENA

I fear no one.

 

AENEAS

Good.  Now that we've

got that settled....

 

With a quickness belied by his age, he glides behind Xena and gently presses his hand down on her shoulder.  Heat, intense and immediate, radiates through her skin, instantly softening her tense muscles.

 

She yanks herself away after a moment and turns to glare at him.

 

XENA

How did you do that?

 

Aeneas smirks.

 

AENEAS

One of the perks of being a Priest

of Ares, actually.  It pays to know

how to comfort those on his side.

 

XENA

(growling)
I am on the side of no god.

 

AENEAS

Accept it as a 'thank you', then.

 

XENA

I don't like being touched

without my permission.

 

 

AENEAS

(dryly)

I'll be sure to keep that in

mind for the future. Not a

very trusting soul, are you?

 

XENA

Trust is a distraction.  You trust, you

wind up dead.  I much prefer being

alive. What's your angle, anyway?

 

AENEAS

Angle?

 

XENA

Yeah. Angle. You claim to be interested in

me as just another warrior, but I don't see

you out there 'comforting' the men I beat

the Tartarus out of today.  I'm sure there

are a few of them a lot worse off than I am.

 

Smiling, Aeneas shrugs and holds his hands, palms up.

 

AENEAS

What can I say?  You're rather a unique

specimen, Xena.  A woman, yes, but

with beauty, brains and brawn; quite

a combination, wouldn't you say?

 

Xena grunts.

 

AENEAS

(cont’d)

And so rare in one

who is not an Amazon.

 

Xena's head snaps up.

 

XENA

How do you know

I'm not an Amazon?

 

 

He laughs again.

 

AENEAS

I wouldn't be much of a priest if I couldn't

tell an Artemis worshipper when I saw one,

now would I?  There is great potential in

you, Xena.  I feel the need to nurture that

potential, to bring it out, shining and glorious.

 

Xena's face goes stony.

 

XENA

(coldly)

Others better than you have thought

the same thing, priest.  They wanted

to use that potential for their own

ends.  I am no one's tool.

 

AENEAS

I don't want to use you, Xena.  I am but a

priest of an obscure temple in the middle

of nowhere.  The local barbarians already

fear me.  What need have I for another warrior,

even one so... impressive... as yourself?

 

XENA

What need indeed?

 

Aeneas sighs.

 

AENEAS

Either you will learn to trust me, Xena,

or you will not.  I certainly cannot force

you to.  You are free to leave here

at any time.  Nothing is holding

you here but your own desire.

 

He crosses to stand in front of her.

 

AENEAS

(cont’d)

Think about what I have said.

I will see you in the morning.

 

With a slight bow of his head, he turns and leaves.  Xena looks after him, suspicion and thoughtfulness warring for position on her features.

 

CUT TO:

 

EXT. CAMPSITE - NIGHT - PRESENT

 

Gabrielle is laughing, and Xena looks at her, uncomprehending.

 

GABRIELLE

Like god, like priest.  You draw

them like moths to a candle, Xena.

 

 

Xena rolls her eyes.

 

XENA

If you say so.

 

GABRIELLE

Oh, come on!  Tell me you

can't see it.  It's plain as day!

 

XENA

Whatever you say, Gabrielle.

 

Gabrielle shakes her head.

 

GABRIELLE

Fine.  So, what happens next?

Did you stay?  And what about

the chakram?  I thought that's

what this story was about.

 

XENA

Such impatience. 

It's coming.

 

GABRIELLE

Xena, it's been two

days already!

 

XENA

(growling)

Do you want to hear

the rest of the story?

 

GABRIELLE

Of course I do!

 

XENA

Then let me tell it my way. And

that includes ending it here

or the night. It's getting late.

 

GABRIELLE

Aww.  C'mon!

 

 

XENA

Nope!

 

GABRIELLE

Please?

 

XENA

No.  Besides, I'm in the mood for

another story.  One that'll take your

mind completely off of this one.

 

Gabrielle catches her tone and smiles.

 

GABRIELLE

Oh yeah?  Think so?

 

Xena slowly slips one of Gabrielle's straps down over her shoulder, and kisses the skin laid bare there.

 

XENA

(huskily)

Oh yeah.  I guarantee it.

 

FADE OUT.

 

END OF ACT THREE

ACT FOUR