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Sins of the Past |
No Disclaimer |
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Chariots of War |
No Disclaimer |
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Dreamworker |
No Disclaimer |
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Cradle of Hope |
No babies were harmed during the production of this
motion picture. |
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The Path Not Taken |
No Disclaimer |
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The Reckoning |
No Disclaimer |
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The Titans |
No Disclaimer |
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Prometheus |
Iolaus was harmed during the
production of this motion picture. However, the green egg men went on to
live long and prosperous lives |
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Death in Chains |
No Jumbo-Sized Cocktail Rats were
harmed during the production of this motion picture |
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Hooves and Harlots |
No Males, Centaurs, or Amazons were
harmed during the production of this motion picture |
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The Black Wolf
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No Disclaimer |
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Beware of Greeks
Bearing Gifts |
No oversized Polynesian-style
Bamboo Horses were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
However, many wicker lawn chairs gave their lives. |
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Athens City Academy of
the Performing Bards |
The producers would like to
acknowledge and pay tribute to Stanley Kubrick, Kirk Douglas, and all those
who were involved with the making of the film classic Spartacus. |
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A Fistful of Dinars |
No Ambrosia was spilled, spoiled,
or in any way harmed during the production of this motion picture. (Thanks
to the indefinite shelf life of marshmallows.) |
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Warrior...Princess |
Neither Xena nor her remarkably
coincidental identical twin, Diana, were harmed during the production of
this motion picture. |
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Mortal Beloved |
No Winged Harpies were harmed or
sent to a fiery grave during the production of this motion picture |
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The Royal Couple
of Thieves |
No Ancient and Inflexible Rules
governing moral behavior were harmed during the production of this motion
picture. |
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The Prodigal |
Meleager the Mighty, the generally
Tipsy and Carousing Warrior-For-Hire, was not harmed during the production
of this motion picture. |
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Altared States |
No Unrelenting or Severely
Punishing Deities were harmed during the production of this motion picture. |
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Ties That Bind |
No Fathers, Spiritual or Biological
were harmed during the production of this motion picture. |
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The Greater Good |
Excessive belching can cause brain
damage and social ostracism. Kids, please don't give in to peer pressure.
Play it safe |
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Callisto |
Joxer's nose was not harmed during
the production of this motion picture. However, his crossbow was severely
damaged. |
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Death Mask |
No messenger doves were harmed
during the production of this motion picture. However, several are
reportedly missing in action and search-and-rescue efforts are underway. |
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Is There a Doctor
in the House? |
Being that war is hell, lots of
people were harmed during the production of this motion picture (but since
television is a dramatic medium of make-believe, all casualties removed
their prosthetic makeup and went home unscathed). |
