Australian Xena Warrior Princess Episode Guide & Reviews

"In a time of ancient gods, warlords and kings,
a land in turmoil cried out for a hero.
She was Xena, a mighty princess forged in the heat of battle.
The power. The passion. The danger.
Her courage will change the world."

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Episode disclaimers were introduced in the first season of the show and more often than not,
they were a funny little statement about the episode.

1 Adventure in the Sin Trade - Part 1 "No Dead Amazons lost their lives during the production of this motion picture."
 
2 Adventure in the Sin Trade - Part 2 "Xena's search for Gabrielle was not harmed during the production of this motion picture."
 
3 A Family Affair "No Spike-Skinned, Beast-Like, Incredibly Hungry Offspring who can't stand the sun were harmed during the production of this motion picture."
 
4 In Sickness and In Hell "No Leapin' Lice were beaten, whipped, smashed or scratched during the production of this motion picture."
 
5 A Good Day "No Permanent Battle Scars were inflicted during the production of this motion picture."
 
6 A Tale of Two Muses "No Self-Righteous Magistrates Intent on suppressing the basic human right of freedom of expression were harmed during the production of this motion picture."
 
7 Locked Up and Tied Down "No Rabid Flesh-Eating Crabs were cooked during the production of this motion picture."
 
8 Crusader "Xena's Best Chewing Tooth was not harmed during the production of this motion picture."
 
9 Past Imperfect "Borias' goose was cooked during the production of this motion picture."
 
10 Key To The Kingdom "No Priceless Porkers, of either organic or ceramic origin, were harmed during the filming of this motion picture."
 
11 Daughter of Pomira "No Blonde-Haired, Blue-Eyed Horde girls or their extended families were harmed during the production of this motion picture."
 
12 If The Shoe Fits "No fractured fables were harmed during the production of this motion picture."
 
13 Paradise Found "Paradise was found but not necessarily embraced during the production of this motion picture."
 
14 Devi In Memory of Women's Best Friend: Bear, Dodger, Kali, Samantha, Taffy, Bear
 
15 Between the Lines "Xena's Chakram got Gabrielle by the short hairs during the production of this motion picture."
 
16 The Way "Any similarity between Hanuman and a major character in the motion picture classic 'Planet Of The Apes' is purely coincidental."
 
17 The Play's the Thing "Although no great literary works of art were harmed or plagiarized, a few thespians stole some scenes during the production of this motion picture."
 
18 The Convert "Argo's gastrointestinal condition was cleared up upon completion of this motion picture."
 
19 Takes One to Know One "Argo was once again proven innocent during the production of this motion picture."
 
20 Endgame "Pompey's reign came to a head during the production of this motion picture."
 
21 Ides of March "Xena & Gabrielle were killed during the production of this motion picture."
 
22 Deja Vu All Over Again "No Sword-Wielding, Card-Playing, Therapy-Seeking French Freedom Fighters were deflowered during the production of this motion picture. However, rumors of Custer and Pocahontas remain unconfirmed."