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Adventure in the
Sin Trade - Part 1 |
"No Dead Amazons lost their lives during the production of this motion picture." |
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2 |
Adventure in the
Sin Trade - Part 2 |
"Xena's search for Gabrielle was not harmed during the production of this motion picture." |
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A Family Affair |
"No Spike-Skinned, Beast-Like, Incredibly Hungry Offspring who can't stand the sun were harmed during the production of this motion picture." |
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In Sickness and In
Hell |
"No Leapin' Lice were beaten, whipped, smashed or scratched during the production of this motion picture." |
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A Good Day |
"No Permanent Battle Scars were inflicted during the production of this motion picture." |
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A Tale of Two Muses |
"No Self-Righteous Magistrates Intent on suppressing the basic human right of freedom of expression were harmed during the production of this motion picture." |
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7 |
Locked Up and
Tied Down |
"No Rabid Flesh-Eating Crabs were cooked during the production of this motion picture." |
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8 |
Crusader |
"Xena's Best Chewing Tooth was not harmed during the production of this motion picture." |
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9 |
Past Imperfect |
"Borias' goose was cooked during the production of this motion picture." |
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10 |
Key To The Kingdom |
"No Priceless Porkers, of either organic or ceramic origin, were harmed during the filming of this motion picture." |
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11 |
Daughter of Pomira |
"No Blonde-Haired, Blue-Eyed Horde girls or their extended families were harmed during the production of this motion picture." |
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12 |
If The Shoe Fits |
"No fractured fables were harmed during the production of this motion picture." |
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13 |
Paradise Found |
"Paradise was found but not necessarily embraced during the production of this motion picture." |
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Devi |
In Memory of Women's Best Friend: Bear, Dodger, Kali, Samantha, Taffy, Bear |
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15 |
Between the Lines |
"Xena's Chakram got Gabrielle by the short hairs during the production of this motion picture." |
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16 |
The Way |
"Any similarity between Hanuman and a major character in the motion picture classic 'Planet Of The Apes' is purely coincidental." |
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17 |
The Play's the Thing |
"Although no great literary works of art were harmed or plagiarized, a few thespians stole some scenes during the production of this motion picture." |
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18 |
The Convert |
"Argo's gastrointestinal condition was cleared up upon completion of this motion picture." |
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19 |
Takes One to Know One |
"Argo was once again proven innocent during the production of this motion picture." |
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20 |
Endgame |
"Pompey's reign came to a head during the production of this motion picture." |
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21 |
Ides of March |
"Xena & Gabrielle were killed during the production of this motion picture." |
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22 |
Deja Vu All Over
Again |
"No Sword-Wielding, Card-Playing, Therapy-Seeking French Freedom Fighters were deflowered during the production of this motion picture. However, rumors of Custer and Pocahontas remain unconfirmed." |