| 1 |
Coming Home |
"Xena and Gabrielle's psyche were harmed during the making of this motion picture." |
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| 2 |
The Haunting of
Amphipolis |
"No maggots were harmed during the making of this motion picture, although a few were found stuck to Gabrielle's teeth." |
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| 3 |
Heart Of Darkness |
"All Hell broke loose during the filming of this motion picture." |
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| 4 |
Who's Gurkhan? |
"Xena's uncanny ability to recover from devastating wounds was not harmed during the production of this motion picture." |
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Legacy |
"Despite severe air turbulence, no sand fleas were harmed during the making of this motion picture, although some experienced periodic bouts of motion sickness." |
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The Abyss |
"Virgil's appetite was suppressed during the making of this motion picture." |
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| 7 |
The
Rheingold |
"No flying horses were harmed during the making of this motion picture, although several villages were bombarded with aerial manure." |
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| 8 |
The
Ring |
"Gabrielle's popularity surged during the making of this motion picture." |
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| 9 |
Return of
the Valkyrie |
"Any similarity between our story and the classic children's fairy tale is purely coincidental." |
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| 10 |
Old Ares
Had A Farm |
"Ares went to the dogs during the making of this motion picture." |
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| 11 |
Dangerous Prey |
"Raczar mysteriously disappeared at the completion of production of this motion picture and is rumoured to have been living under the guise of 'Prince Vhalimar Barbiqueen Raczar of Lower Alibabaston'." |
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| 12 |
The God
You Know |
"Gabrielle's undercover disguise was severely harmed during the making of this motion picture." |
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| 13 |
You Are There |
"The concept of linear time was severely harmed during the making of this motion picture." |
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| 14 |
Path of Vengeance |
"The disclaimer for this episode was harmed during the making of this motion picture." |
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| 15 |
To Helicon
and Back |
"No shark bait was harmed during the making of this motion picture." |
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| 16 |
Send In the Clones
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"No Xena fans were harmed during the making of this motion picture." |
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| 17 |
Last of The Centaurs |
"The Centaur population was severely harmed during the making of this motion picture." |
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| 18 |
When Fates Collide |
"As the fates would have it, Caesar was once again harmed during the making of this motion picture." |
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Many Happy Returns |
"No fish guts were harmed during the making of this motion picture." |
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| 20 |
Soul Possession |
"Joxer's natural process of elimination was harmed during the making of this motion picture." |
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| 20 |
A Friend In Need - Part 1 |
"Xena and Gabrielle's Flying Circus & Amateur Fire Brigade will be arriving in your town soon." |
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| 21 |
A Friend In Need - Part 2 |
"Xena was permanently harmed during the production of this motion picture, although she kept her spirits up." |
