Australian Xena Warrior Princess Episode Guide & Reviews

"In a time of ancient gods, warlords and kings,
a land in turmoil cried out for a hero.
She was Xena, a mighty princess forged in the heat of battle.
The power. The passion. The danger.
Her courage will change the world."

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Episode disclaimers were introduced in the first season of the show and more often than not,
they were a funny little statement about the episode.

1 Fallen Angel "Hell Hath No Fury like a Woman Scorned."
 
2 Chakram "Xena's Dark and Violent Past was restored during the production of this motion picture."
 
3 Succession "Ares' libido was not harmed during the production of this motion picture."
 
4 Animal Attraction "Although The Rabbit Died, No other animals were harmed during the production of this motion picture."
 
5 Them Bone, Them Bones "Xena and Alti were Bad To The Bone during the production of this motion picture."
 
6 Purity "To obtain a copy of Joxer's recipe for Moo Shu Sauce and other Chinese delicacies visit your local Bookstore or look for it on the Internet."
 
7 Back in the Bottle "Pao Sau's split personality was not harmed during the production of this motion picture."
 
8 Little Problems "No Pie Tins were harmed during the making of Tharon's mask."
 
9 Seeds of Faith "Thanks to Eli's non-violent ways, many people lost their lives during the production of this motion picture."
 
10 Lyre, Lyre Hearts on Fire "No Lyres were strung out during the production of this motion picture."
 
11 Punch Lines "Gabrielle and Argo were Shrunk and Permanently Pressed during the production of this motion picture."
 
12 God Fearing Child "Zeus Cashed in his Chips during the production of this motion picture."
 
13 Eternal Bonds "Ares' virility was harmed during the production of this motion picture."
 
14 Amphipolis Under Siege "Post Production was under siege during the production of this motion picture."
 
15 Married with Fishsticks "No Sea Nymphs or other Denizens of the Deep were harmed during the production of this motion picture."
 
16 Lifeblood "Warning: The Surgeon General cautions practicing Weird and Grotesque Amazon rituals may be hazardous to your health."
 
17 Kindred Spirits "Many Cinnamon Swirls lost their lives in the making of Gabrielle's Headdress."
 
18 Antony & Cleopatra "No Rubberised Snakes intent on destroying the Queen of Egypt were harmed during the production of this motion picture."
 
19 Looking Death in the Eye "Death almost died during the production of this motion picture."
 
20 Livia "Due to an overabundance of Bean and Bard Burgers, Meg's gastrointestinal problems intensified during the production of this motion picture."
 
21 Eve "Joxer's sudden and unexpected death slowed down his rapid aging process during the production of this motion picture."
 
22 Motherhood "All the Gods were harmed during the production of this motion picture."