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The Furies |
"Xena's sanity was not harmed during the
production of this motion picture. The Furies, however, will be
opening their own lap-dancing variety show off-off-off Broadway
soon." |
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Been There, Done That |
"The rooster was not harmed during the
production of this motion picture, although his feathers were
severely ruffled. However, a little gel and mousse straightened out
the mess." |
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The Dirty Half Dozen |
"No Convicts were reformed during the
production of this motion picture. Can't we all just get along?" |
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The Deliverer |
"Gabrielle was slightly well-done during
the production of this motion picture. However, the producers would
like to recommend a zesty barbecue sauce to bring out the full
flavor of the episode." |
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5 |
Gabrielle's Hope |
"Despite witnessing the bizarre and
somewhat disturbing birth of Gabrielle's Hope, no farm animals were
harmed or traumatized during the production of this motion picture." |
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6 |
The Debt - Part 1 |
"No Frock Tarts were killed during the
production of this motion picture although they wish they had been." |
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7 |
The Debt - Part 2 |
"Xena and Gabrielle's relationship
suffered another blow (although Gabrielle doesn't know it yet)
during the production of this motion picture." |
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8 |
King of Assassins |
"Due to the infliction of a severe
wedgie, Joxer was slightly uncomfortable but not seriously harmed
during the production of this motion picture." |
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9 |
Warrior...Priestess...Tramp |
"Despite another Xena look-alike, the
gene pool (or rather gene puddle) was not harmed during the
production of this motion picture." |
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10 |
The Quill is Mightier |
"No naked Gabrielles were harmed during
the production of this motion picture." |
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11 |
Maternal Instincts |
"Xena and Gabrielle's relationship was
harmed during the production of this motion picture." |
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12 |
The Bitter Suite |
"The musical genre was not harmed during
the production of this motion picture. In fact, the Producers
sincerely hope you were A-MUSE-D by this episode." |
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13 |
One Against an Army |
"Gabrielle's ankle was harmed during the
production of this motion picture." |
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14 |
Forgiven
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"No street-talking, cat-fighting,
barroom-brawling juvenile delinquents were harmed during the
production of this motion picture." |
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King Con
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"No Con Men were conned during the
production of this motion picture." |
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16 |
When in Rome |
"Caesar's Palace was not harmed during
the production of this motion picture. However, Crassus and the
gladiators went down for the count." |
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17 |
Forget Me Not |
"Xena and Joxer were not forgotten
during the production of this motion picture." |
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18 |
Fins, Femmes & Gems |
"Joxer's dignity was slightly harmed
during the production of this motion picture. However, Gabrielle's
pink nightie was restored to its original condition." |
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19 |
Tsunami |
"No Cast or Crew were singing "Tanks For
The Memories" during the production of this motion picture. However,
the phrase "Strike the Set" was given new meaning." |
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20 |
Vanishing Act |
"Upon completion of the filming of this
episode, Autolycus' Scuba Gear was placed on display at the Athens
Diving Institute for the education and enjoyment of future
generations to come." |
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21 |
Sacrifice - Part 1 |
"No Pulsing Cocoons were hatched during
the production of this motion picture. What you witnessed was purely
a re-enactment." |
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22 |
Sacrifice - Part 2 |
"Gabrielle finally went off the deep end
during the production of this motion picture." |